John Egbert ≈ Ninth Windy Thing ≈ [TEXT] [BACKDATED TO WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON]

[ecto_biologist]

[This post has all the coherency. All of it.]

veiska'as
shit
oh god
fucfging
guys shit this stuff is serious
really bad
watch out ok
please stay safe

[And then tagged on as an afterthought]

zone eight's been hit
be careful guys

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[puppetfetishist]

Fuck.

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[ecto_biologist]

yfeah
shit
i'm sorry bro
tjis wxs pretdy dubm ni 3ehrospect

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[puppetfetishist]

yeah no shit sherlock just.
try not to die and.
idk.
stay where you are and dont spread it.

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[ecto_biologist]

thavt wes the plan more or lrss
iell exce[t the not eying tarp
part
but we'er dog tiers we'lal geat betiter

[heterochromiia]

God everyone ith fucking dying. We can't keep our shit together for five thecondth, huh...?

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[ecto_biologist]

[And you get audio, Sollux, lucky! Except not because you can hear John rasping.]

Ugh.. shit, I'm sorry Sollux and just. Vriska said she'd be fine and then this is - [Hold on, coughing fit] this is shit, augh.

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[heterochromiia]

You guyth are rethurrecting? Man, that'th a pile of shit.

I'll try and come up with thomething to help...god I kind of hate everything right now.

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[ecto_biologist]

[HACK HACK BLUUUH]

Y-yeah, seems to be the [cough] seems to be the case. God tier isn't all it's cracked up to be...!

And thanks, Sollux. We'll probably be [wheeze] fine at least until you get something set up.

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[notjelly]

[Oh god no no no Vriska said she'd be okay.] John! It's John, right?

Vriska, is she. Is she okay? Are you okay?

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[manipul8trix]

[About half an hour later:]

I am fine, Camille!!1!!!!!
I am alklkways fine. Duh. I tpld you!
8ut John is in a prety 8ad way abnfd also slightly temporarily dead right npow.
It keeps hapening! Hhaaha.
So hopw do we fix it???????? Prefera8luy within the nexct 8 minutes or so.

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[notjelly]

Powers, I, I never should have let you go, I thought...

[Damn everything sob why.]

Vriska, you don't...you don't have to pretend. How long has it been already?

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[manipul8trix]

Liike you cuold have stopped me! I'd have kicked your NOOK! >::::DD
May88e 8 times 8rs ometh8

[Okay, switching to voice because this is getting ridiculous. Don't mind the raspiness, it's obviously totally unrelated to choking up rocks every few minutes.]

Bluh. It's hard to [cough cough] tell how long it's been, duh! Because I kiiiiiiiind of keep sort-of-dying except not quite because of the [COUGH COUGH COUGHITY] immortality... Thing. Which is reviving us fine but not getting rid of the [HACK HACK] black stuff! So we're still sick when we come back and how do I fix it. It stings like a bitch.

[selfkismesis]

JOHN YOU NOOKMUCHING FUCKMONGLER GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE.

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[ecto_biologist]

too late karkat
pretty sure i got hit.
fuck.

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[selfkismesis]

No, stop fucking typing! Talk to me! I don't want to see that obnoxious, asshole blue! Get on video right the fuck now!

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[ecto_biologist]

[Keeping a certain spidertroll out of the video, John doesn't look so good - there's a thing train of blood running down the side of his mouth and he has a paleish look to him.]

Di-[wheeze, with some labored breathing.]didn't want you to see this, the house is pretty much a -[HACK HACK] disaster zone. Ugh.

[emberandash]

... Is she all right?

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[ecto_biologist]

noc realliy
she's in prettyp bad shape

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[emberandash]

Are you getting her someplace safe? I'd offer my tent, but it's in a contaminated area; I'm still trying to find someplace better to go myself.

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[ecto_biologist]

can]t rehally
she's jot thge sa,e sstuff everything else hass
bdest advice si to tseer clea5 of our playe for g whiie