John Egbert ≈ Ninth Windy Thing ≈ [TEXT] [BACKDATED TO WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON]

[ecto_biologist]

[This post has all the coherency. All of it.]

veiska'as
shit
oh god
fucfging
guys shit this stuff is serious
really bad
watch out ok
please stay safe

[And then tagged on as an afterthought]

zone eight's been hit
be careful guys

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action;

[manipul8trix]

[And minutes later, but not many:]

Ugh.

[Vriska is done with Rainbow Rumpus God Revival #whatever. And still looking like crap.]

This is all kinds of bullshit. [Lipsmack.] Bluh. My mouth tastes like death. And miracles.

action;

[ecto_biologist]

[Unfortunately, the Breath God doesn't look as hot, but he's looking up at Vriska rezzing - trying to not cough up a chunk of rock himself. He's a little surprised - no one actually clued him in on the auto-rez bullshit.]

Y-yeah, it- [Cough] looked like death a minute ago...

action;

[manipul8trix]

That's just rude, Jo--

[Stare. WAS THAT A COUGH

THAT WAS A COUGH]

Oh no.

Oh no no no no no no no no.

action;

[ecto_biologist]

[...Looking up at Vriska, sheepishly.]

...Yeah. Hahaha.

Think we got in over our heads, Vriska.

[thereforeiham]

Ohhh, I owe her points.

audio; dkfjsldkjfhsdkl YESSSSSSSS~

[manipul8trix]

[Half an hour or so later, there's a very croaky voice over the feed.]

Gimmie.

audio;

[ecto_biologist]

[Hack cough WHEEZE]

Points? For- oh, you're the person r-running that [cough] game, aren't you?

[not here]

[featheryasshole]

[Fuck.]

action;

[featheryasshole]

[Herpderp sprinting to godhaus because he can totally help right???

KNOCK KNOCK, can either of you actually make it to the door?]

action;

[manipul8trix]

[NOPE.]

Fuck off! We're [COUGH COUGH CHOKE COUGH] BUSY!

[Busy huddled on the floor CRADLING A CORPSE, in Vriska's case. AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH]

action;

[featheryasshole]

[NOPE. Bursting in LIKE A HERO

and then just

stopping]

Oh.

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[timeturntable]

okay what the fuck
calling up the gamebro hotline right the fuck now because this is some shitty design going on
thought you had god mode on here
so this shouldnt be happening right
shittiest glitch in the history of glipches

did you and vriska both get hit

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[ecto_biologist]

[Sometime later after the post]

we're getting off on a lousy technicality.
we can still die to this shitty-ass miner's lung but we can't be kept down by it.
hack our lungs to death, then god mode kicks in and kicks us back alive, but we still have the damn thing. so we end up repeating the cycle every handful of minutes.

and that's a yes to your second question dave.