[So, hey Sacrosanct. That's a fairly deep, but not quite unrecognizable voice piping out of the wearable feed.]
So hey, think there might be something a bit off-kilter with the teleporters again, everyone.
[The voice seems to fiddle with something, mumbling 'why do I have this' before it resumes.]Because... yeah, I just went through one, and
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You are big.
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...Uh... well, yes! I guess I suppose I am, hahah. Looks like you're trying to get a good closeup, huh?
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[ A giggle, and she sits back up. It's five year old Jade, hi. ]
Hi! My name is Jade, what's yours?
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Ok. He... he can roll with this.]
I am John! It's nice to meet you, Jade.
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[HELLO JOHN. Vriska is ten sweeps old and looking so handsome and also her shirt... is not open because that would be really inappropriate?
And she's doing a flirty little fluttery fingerwave thing at you oh god what is life even.]
Transportalisers are fucked again. Dave's a bird. I'm hot. It's pretty fucking awesome.
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[...Give him a moment.]
Thanks. ...You look... uh. Amazing. [TRYING NOT TO STUMBLE ON WORDS WHAT IS THIS. Okay deep breath, calm composure, smile, raise fedora slightly.]
Though heheh... I... think I could get used to this, kind of!
...wait, Dave's a bird?
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[WOW OKAY. Subject changes are good. Best.]
But uh. Yeah. A teeny tiny little bird! It's about as adorable as it gets. [Tiny pause.] He's probably going to pester you for food. Don't give him any, he's eaten way too much and if he pukes in my bag I might cull him.
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[Yes okay subject change before he forgets how to comprehend basic language.]
Hahah, I'll keep that in mind. Are you bringing him back to our place at Zone 8, or dropping him off at Striderpad?
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Oh my god John you are so big. I want to be big too.
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Oh, hey Dave! You got smaller then...?
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[He won't and he knows it. BUT HE'LL TAKE ANY EXCUSE TO EAT MORE.]
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[VRISKA HAS INFORMED HIM OF YOUR EXPLOITS.]
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Jack adjusts his vastly superior hat, scowling.]
You look like an asshole.
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Hey! I totally do not! I think I look pretty cool!
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FUCK YOU MY HAT HAS A KNIFE, I WIN]
The fuck is that? You tryin' to copy my style, kid?! [YOU DARE CHALLENGE JACK NOIR'S FASHION SENSE??????????]
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[SHUT UP JACK WHITE FEDORA > BLACK FEDORA]
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we have to tel peple to stop using the teleporters!!!
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so many people haven't been warned about the whole tele-glitch yet! we best get on it!
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i tried to warn peple but its hard to ytp with these claws
nver thought id miss having human vocla chords so much!
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hopefully this gets fixed soon!
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