John Egbert ≈ Eighth Windy Thing ≈ [AUDIO ==> VIDEO]

[ecto_biologist]

[So, hey Sacrosanct. That's a fairly deep, but not quite unrecognizable voice piping out of the wearable feed.]

So hey, think there might be something a bit off-kilter with the teleporters again, everyone.

[The voice seems to fiddle with something, mumbling 'why do I have this' before it resumes.]Because... yeah, I just went through one, and

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[sfx_balls]

[hang on he is busy staring at THAT HAT damn John since when do you have such awesome taste. And why are you so huge now goddamnit why can't Jack be tall?

Jack adjusts his vastly superior hat, scowling.]

You look like an asshole.

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[fedorasheir]

[LET THE HAT WARS BEGIN, JACK]

Hey! I totally do not! I think I look pretty cool!

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[sfx_balls]

[HAT WARS ARE NOW A LEGIT THING

FUCK YOU MY HAT HAS A KNIFE, I WIN]

The fuck is that? You tryin' to copy my style, kid?! [YOU DARE CHALLENGE JACK NOIR'S FASHION SENSE??????????]

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[fedorasheir]

Copy your style? I'm just wearing what the teleporter gave me!

[SHUT UP JACK WHITE FEDORA > BLACK FEDORA]

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[sfx_balls]

Yeah, and the teleporter gave you a fucking shitty version of my hat.

And you've got the fucking suit and everything, just admit you're copying me before I come over there and make you!