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Jun 07, 2011 21:38

[ There's no video feed or grandiose introduction; there's just a five second buzz of static followed by Zaeed's voice coming in low, and heavy. ]

At 0200 hours of June fifth, I attempted contact with Normandy crewman, Thane Krios'. After repeatedly trying to get on his- his goddamn channel, I- [ no hitch in his breathe as he momentarily goes very, ( Read more... )

zaeed massani

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[audio || lol wat encryption] thom_293 June 8 2011, 01:46:40 UTC

[wait. what?]

-- Wait. What?

[audio || lol wat encryption] gawdamn June 8 2011, 01:51:50 UTC

[ Is just quietly drinking. Do not expect an immediate reply. ]

Audio. cmdr_renegade June 8 2011, 01:47:22 UTC

What the hell are you yammering about, now, Massani?

Audio. notyourchauffer June 8 2011, 01:48:29 UTC

Uh. Shepard? I may have. Uh. Something to do with this.

Audio, Encrypted. cmdr_renegade June 8 2011, 01:55:06 UTC

[The most grizzled old merc in the history of grizzled mercs was sobbing drunkenly onto the network while eulogizing an assassin she'd seen no less than a half hour ago. This is probably going to result in yelling.

Maybe more crying.]

Start talking. Now.

Audio, Encrypted. notyourchauffer June 8 2011, 01:59:31 UTC

[He goes pale. DEEP BREATH;]

So Thane wanted to pull a prank on Zaeed I don't remember what it was even, but he told me to stand watch and then I asked "what do I say if someone comes?" and he said "lie" and I told him that I'm not really great at lying under pressure I really have to think about it because I hate lying and so he said to tell people he was "busy" but Zaeed came and he started in with the yelling and tried to headbutt me or something so I told him Thane was dead. And I warned him! I said "I have a hard time gauging the magnitude of a lie when pressured" but he didn't listen and Zaeed ran off before I could think of something better.

[He stops to breathe.]

Please don't hit me.

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notyourchauffer June 8 2011, 01:47:33 UTC

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooo...

CHAIN - 1/?? eighttotwelve June 8 2011, 01:47:55 UTC

...

eighttotwelve June 8 2011, 01:48:22 UTC

[Thane is pretty sure he didn't die. Hmm.]

eighttotwelve June 8 2011, 01:48:50 UTC

[CONSULTS WITH OMNI-TOOL. Omni-tool, am I missing any time.]

eighttotwelve June 8 2011, 01:50:04 UTC

[Omni-tool says no. He did not die and somehow miss that important tidbit of information. Then what in the name of Kalahira happened?]

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notsoloyal June 8 2011, 01:51:40 UTC

Do you require a hug, Zaeed?

gawdamn June 8 2011, 01:55:45 UTC

Is 'hug' some gay space robot drink? I will take eight.

notsoloyal June 8 2011, 02:03:27 UTC

Gay space robot... riiiight. How your body manages to handle the copious amounts of alcohol you drink, I will never know.

... Did you want me to make you something?

gawdamn June 8 2011, 02:08:45 UTC

Practice.

...Can you make a bomb. Like, a really goddamn big one?

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