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Jun 07, 2011 21:38

[ There's no video feed or grandiose introduction; there's just a five second buzz of static followed by Zaeed's voice coming in low, and heavy. ]

At 0200 hours of June fifth, I attempted contact with Normandy crewman, Thane Krios'. After repeatedly trying to get on his- his goddamn channel, I- [ no hitch in his breathe as he momentarily goes very, ( Read more... )

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CHAIN - 1/?? eighttotwelve June 8 2011, 01:47:55 UTC
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eighttotwelve June 8 2011, 01:48:22 UTC
[Thane is pretty sure he didn't die. Hmm.]

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eighttotwelve June 8 2011, 01:48:50 UTC
[CONSULTS WITH OMNI-TOOL. Omni-tool, am I missing any time.]

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eighttotwelve June 8 2011, 01:50:04 UTC
[Omni-tool says no. He did not die and somehow miss that important tidbit of information. Then what in the name of Kalahira happened?]

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[Audio] FINAL eighttotwelve June 8 2011, 01:51:38 UTC
...Zaeed.

What did I die of?

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[audio] RA-RA-RAD BROMANCE gawdamn June 8 2011, 01:54:54 UTC
[ He is not as "all there" as he first thought. ]

Hell if I know, don't get in my head just yet. I need to drain this ryncol before I start listening to the otherworldly.

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[audio] YOU AND ME eighttotwelve June 8 2011, 01:56:07 UTC
Zaeed, I'm not dead.

[Oh my gawwwwd.]

Are you in your room?

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[audio] IMAGINE YOU AND ME gawdamn June 8 2011, 02:00:53 UTC
I will throw this fucking bottle at the pink as hanar shit wall if you don't shut up.

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[ACTION] OH-OHHHHHHH, CAUGHT IN A eighttotwelve June 8 2011, 02:02:57 UTC
[Screw you, I'm coming in through the vents. YOU CAN'T STOP ME. TOUCHDOWWWWWN.]

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[ACTION] AMALGAM OF BROKEN SONG LYRICS? 1/???? gawdamn June 8 2011, 02:09:55 UTC
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[ACTION] 2/???? gawdamn June 8 2011, 02:11:02 UTC


[ tosses the bottle of his shoulder, not moving until it explodes on the floor behind him ]

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[ACTION] 3/4 gawdamn June 8 2011, 02:12:24 UTC
[ Gets up

walks to the other side of the room

picks up a rifle

walks back, sitting down again. ]

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4/4 gawdamn June 8 2011, 02:13:56 UTC
FUCKING 'ELL

[ and then Zaeed sprays the room with bullets well under the influence ]

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[ACTION] eighttotwelve June 8 2011, 02:21:00 UTC
[Oh.

This is getting ridiculous.

Thane waits a moment, huddled up in the vents. Once he has a good idea of where Zaeed is, he grips onto the vent's door, using it to swing open and throw himself towards the mercenary in order to deliver a rather epic punch to the face.

Then, he goes to disarm him.]

I'm not sure if I'm flattered by your speech, or concerned for your well-being.

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[ACTION] 1/2 gawdamn June 8 2011, 02:25:00 UTC
[ In his state, Zaeed goes down fast and hard. He barely gets half an expletive out before his goes ass over teakettle across a table and finally, the floor. But if that were the end of it, Zaeed would have lived to not even have his age now. ]

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[ACTION] gawdamn June 8 2011, 02:26:04 UTC
[ The side arm comes out the moment he's on his back ]

SHIT that hurt.

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