5.0 [Audio] > Anon: Express Displeasure

[traceurmonitor]

[Hope you people are getting used to non-staticky Anon, because he is back. Though he isn't talking at the speed of light today. Normal-people speed now. Hooray!
And he sounds... kind of annoyed, in fact.]

This is not the body I was hoping for.

[SOMEBODY GIVE ME A HELMET.]

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[audio] CURSE YOUR LACK OF EDIT BUTTON

[stillanisogdi]

Didn't anyone tell you not to walk through teleporters yet?

[Guess who is still in a terrible mood forever.]

[audio] HE'S EVEN A MORE FAIL BASIC THAN EVER

[traceurmonitor]

I am not going to abandon their use just because of... issues.

[He doesn't afraid of any teleporters, man!]

Was a chance I would have returned to being a program. Was willing to take the risk.

[audio] ... THIS IS SADLY TRUE. GIBSON, WHY DO YOU FAIL SO HARD?

[stillanisogdi]

Yeah, but there was a bigger chance you wouldn't end up a program again, aaaand... it didn't work out the way you wanted. Imagine that.

So, what happened this time? You a pony now?

[audio] BECAUSE HE IS ALL THE FAIL AT ADAPTING?

[traceurmonitor]

No reward without risk. [:|]

A troll. [If only he were a pony, his face wouldn't be normal-shaped.]

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[moeclaws]

No? Purrhaps you should try again! Although, what's the matter with it? Are you missing a face or something? [she giggles. it's fun watching all the new/old faces on the comm, especially when you've been lucky and unchanged so far.]

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[traceurmonitor]

Likely it would go more unfortunately. [Since he kind of just remembered ADOPTED BROTHER BECAME A VIRUS. Not a good thing.] I... am a Troll now. Actually.

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[moeclaws]

Really? What color? Oh, can I see your horns? [PRESSING FACE UP AGAINST THE SCREEN all the newbie trolls are her favorite no lie]

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[traceurmonitor]

Blue, apparently. [Showed up with all-new clothes and everything. Also asdlfkjlksj must you ask that? All the awkward, it is yours.]

... Just the horns? [Like he doesn't have to show his face, right?]

[video]

[theuserabides]

What'd you get on the species lottery this time, man?

[video]

[traceurmonitor]

Troll.

[Now he looks vaguely like you again dad! But at least he isn't going to melodramatic face-reveal again?]

[video] itym audio?

[theuserabides]

[He laughs.]

Welcome to the club.

[audio] ... y. /needs to pay attention

[traceurmonitor]

[Oh Flynn why you so cute in that icon why are you able to calm him down just with that.]

Should not be too bad. Know what I need to do already...

Just.

Do not have a helmet.

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[survivethesiren]

...nice to see your face, finally.

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[traceurmonitor]

[asdlkfjkljs somebody hide me

... wait.

... no comments yet?]

Not something I would do under normal circumstances.

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[survivethesiren]

[She smirks]

I don't understand why.

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[traceurmonitor]

You can see it, correct?

[The fact that it looks like two programmers loved each other very much.]

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[catchthebrit]

[Here's a great reason why Wheatley doesn't have legs, it means that he can't go into teleporters. Meaning he's all cozy and warm in his wonderfully crafted, non-locomotive body. Fantastic!]

Sometimes, sometimes... I just... I'm glad I'm immobile. Really, really, just fantastic.

Oh man... Oh man... I can't... even contain my laughter at all of this.

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[traceurmonitor]

[What.

What are you?

You're all British and eyebally.]

Immobile? That seems... uncomfortable.

Don't you ever want... new scenery?

[HOW CAN YOU STAND IT I HAVE TO MOVE OR I GO CRAZY]

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[catchthebrit]

[He's company property.]

I'd rather be an immobile ball than a ... wiggling ... mound of flesh any day. Or, or at least that's what I think you are. In reality if you're not a ball of flesh or even .. covered... in flesh this conversation doesn't really mean anything.

New scenery? Who? Me? No, no... definitely... definitely not. I'm perfectly fine... everywhere.. Just sitting. Me, here. Somewhere. Always. Or on a rail, restricted. But no, no certainly not.

...

... [Yes all the time don't tell anyone.]

[audio]

[traceurmonitor]

[Dude that is the most revolting mental image anyone has ever given him. He decides to focus on the scenery instead.]

Oh.

Certain that you would not... like a change of scenery?

[Because he can pick you up. It's not even a problem since you probably don't know Flynn or Tron! And he can kind of read body language like a mofo, even if you're not a body so much as a ball.]