May 23, 2011 21:42
[Hope you people are getting used to non-staticky Anon, because he is back. Though he isn't talking at the speed of light today. Normal-people speed now. Hooray!
And he sounds... kind of annoyed, in fact.]
This is not the body I was hoping for.
[SOMEBODY GIVE ME A HELMET.]
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[Guess who is still in a terrible mood forever.]
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[He doesn't afraid of any teleporters, man!]
Was a chance I would have returned to being a program. Was willing to take the risk.
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So, what happened this time? You a pony now?
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A troll. [If only he were a pony, his face wouldn't be normal-shaped.]
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... Just the horns? [Like he doesn't have to show his face, right?]
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[Now he looks vaguely like you again dad! But at least he isn't going to melodramatic face-reveal again?]
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Welcome to the club.
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Should not be too bad. Know what I need to do already...
Just.
Do not have a helmet.
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... wait.
... no comments yet?]
Not something I would do under normal circumstances.
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I don't understand why.
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[The fact that it looks like two programmers loved each other very much.]
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Sometimes, sometimes... I just... I'm glad I'm immobile. Really, really, just fantastic.
Oh man... Oh man... I can't... even contain my laughter at all of this.
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What are you?
You're all British and eyebally.]
Immobile? That seems... uncomfortable.
Don't you ever want... new scenery?
[HOW CAN YOU STAND IT I HAVE TO MOVE OR I GO CRAZY]
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I'd rather be an immobile ball than a ... wiggling ... mound of flesh any day. Or, or at least that's what I think you are. In reality if you're not a ball of flesh or even .. covered... in flesh this conversation doesn't really mean anything.
New scenery? Who? Me? No, no... definitely... definitely not. I'm perfectly fine... everywhere.. Just sitting. Me, here. Somewhere. Always. Or on a rail, restricted. But no, no certainly not.
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... [Yes all the time don't tell anyone.]
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Oh.
Certain that you would not... like a change of scenery?
[Because he can pick you up. It's not even a problem since you probably don't know Flynn or Tron! And he can kind of read body language like a mofo, even if you're not a body so much as a ball.]
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