May 23, 2011 21:42
[Hope you people are getting used to non-staticky Anon, because he is back. Though he isn't talking at the speed of light today. Normal-people speed now. Hooray!
And he sounds... kind of annoyed, in fact.]
This is not the body I was hoping for.
[SOMEBODY GIVE ME A HELMET.]
anon (au)
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Sometimes, sometimes... I just... I'm glad I'm immobile. Really, really, just fantastic.
Oh man... Oh man... I can't... even contain my laughter at all of this.
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What are you?
You're all British and eyebally.]
Immobile? That seems... uncomfortable.
Don't you ever want... new scenery?
[HOW CAN YOU STAND IT I HAVE TO MOVE OR I GO CRAZY]
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I'd rather be an immobile ball than a ... wiggling ... mound of flesh any day. Or, or at least that's what I think you are. In reality if you're not a ball of flesh or even .. covered... in flesh this conversation doesn't really mean anything.
New scenery? Who? Me? No, no... definitely... definitely not. I'm perfectly fine... everywhere.. Just sitting. Me, here. Somewhere. Always. Or on a rail, restricted. But no, no certainly not.
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... [Yes all the time don't tell anyone.]
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Oh.
Certain that you would not... like a change of scenery?
[Because he can pick you up. It's not even a problem since you probably don't know Flynn or Tron! And he can kind of read body language like a mofo, even if you're not a body so much as a ball.]
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Er... no. Definitely not. Nope.
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Well... if you are sure.
[Then he'll just track your user ID and pick you up anyway, because he can read between the lines.]
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Sure I'm sure, sure as the sun shines, bright as day. Not that I've ever seen... daylight, you know. [There's a very forced and artificial laugh that emanates from him]
Well, carry on then, have a nice day.
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[You poor thing. He doesn't even like the sun all that much but he's still seen it.]
... Have you seen trees?
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[All trees have ever done was grow on service rails. Useless things.]
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[He likes trees, they're like horrible organic program/ETC combinations.]
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[Maybe the thought that, maybe, he has seen daylight because holy shit trees really do need sun to grow would have gone through his processor if it really knew how to connect dots properly.]
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The organics need them to breathe. Oxygen system, or something. They can be pretty, too.
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And no, definitely not. I've never seen a single tree that was even relatively pretty, they all looked rather ghastly and disfigured and not worth anyone's time.
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Have not seen the right trees, then. [Cherry blossoms, man.]
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[weirded. out.]
I've seen enough trees to count, and I doubt whatever trees you're speaking of are still not worth it.
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[Also, the rhythm. He likes the rhythm of it.]
Suppose so.
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