Video; I am sixteen and what is this

[azulescarabajo]

[Jaime is sitting in the little apartment he's hijacked for his own use on a sparse couch. There's a chest on the coffee table, apparently having been dragged there and popped open by the curious hero. He's rummaging around in it, then glances at the transmitter.]

Hey, I found this stuff, and I was wondering if anybody could tell me what it is.

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[hopediesalone]

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[There is the blankest of stares going on behind this robot's shades. SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE HIM A HINT HE'S SO VERY CONFUSED]

...What?

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[azulescarabajo]

I don't even know, man.

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[jadeblooded]

ooooh!!!
do you have my little hoofbeast? that one is my favorite!!

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[azulescarabajo]

I don't see it. Sorry.

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[jadeblooded]

awwww, darn
well, where did you find those? maybe theres more where that came from!!

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[chosenwielder]

[For several moments, Riku stares in disbelief. Most titles usually aren't text walls, after all.

...]

You call that a title? Looks more like a summary to me.

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[azulescarabajo]

That's what I thought. S'pretty weird.

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[chosenwielder]

No kidding. Besides, who'd want to read something that's already spelled out for you?

Action; Kanaya, Karkat and Jaime

[mcfussyfangs]

[Kanaya is dressed in her nice little lime green dress again, even though she's since had to remake it. With her, naturally, is Karkat who does not look happy with this AT ALL even with his stunningly fashionable jacket on. They're conversing on their way to Jaime, but the topic is... not... proper. Well, not for human beings anyway. But as trolls it's something of a normal topic and Kanaya is addressing the issue rather calmly.]

I am just trying to explain to you that beheading one of the humans with a sickle is not an easy task due to the composition of their skeletal system. According to the rather bizarre database here, it is composed of carbonated hydroxyapatite. Whatever that happens to be.
That aside, that is a poor reason to murder someone, and I am rather fond of him so the answer is no. You cannot just go lopping the heads off individuals for reasons such as those.

Action; Kanaya, Karkat and Jaime

[selfkismesis]

[ Your description does little justice to how unhappy Karkat is right now. He's furious. Hands already balled into fists, despite the fact that they haven't even seen Jamie yet. There's no way in hell he's going to apologize, and if the asshole mentions it, Karkat's swearing right here, right now, that he'll punch him in the face.

Also, stylish jacket. Goddamnit Kanaya. Goddamnit. ]

How about a fucking arm? He'd deserve it for being such a nooksniffing musclebeast's ass. Let him bleed to death-- that'll kill a human quick, right? You're shit at picking people to be fond over, you know that? I'd be helping you out.

[ And then they are here. And Karkat is raging inwardly. ]

Action; Kanaya, Karkat and Jaime

[azulescarabajo]

[Jaime opens up front door as Khaji lets him know Kanaya has arrived. He peers down at the two trolls for a moment, still not quite used to how much they are like kids and how different they are from human kids at the same time. But after that brief moment, he steps aside to wave the pair into the apartment.]

Hey, Kanaya. Good to see you again. Come on in.

[He smiles, trying his best to be gracious.]

And I'm guessing you're Karkat.

Action; Kanaya, Karkat and Jaime

[mcfussyfangs]

[Kanaya steps in and offers a small smile at the first statement and nodding.]

It's pleasant to see you too, Jaime. It has been too long.

[Kanaya looks back at Karkat and then nods.] Yes, this is Karkat.

[And she smiles a little, but it's very tense. The kind of smile that say 'Do Not Fuck This Up']