Video; I am sixteen and what is this
[Jaime is sitting in the little apartment he's hijacked for his own use on a sparse couch. There's a chest on the coffee table, apparently having been dragged there and popped open by the curious hero. He's rummaging around in it, then glances at the transmitter.]
Hey, I found this stuff, and I was wondering if anybody could tell me what it is.
[He holds up a hardback book with a ridiculous picture of glowing troll on it, who seems to be catching another troll in mid-swoon. Both are in partial states of undress. The title, for anyone who can read or translate Alternian reads 'IN WHICH AN ANCIENT RAINBOW DRINKER BEFRIENDS A YOUNG AND INEXPERIENCED FEMALE WHO THEN BECOMES FLUSH FOR HIM; OTHER RAINBOW DRINKERS DO NOT APPROVE AND WISH TO SABOTAGE THEIR GROWING RELATIONSHIP; THERE ARE DRAMATIC REVELATIONS AND DECLARATIONS OF LOVE; THE ANCIENT RAINBOW DRINKER'S KISMESIS ATTEMPTS TO DESTROY HIS MATESPIRIT; THERE ARE SEVERAL CHASE SCENES, SEVERAL SCENES INVOLVING FILIAL PAILS, A MURDER, AND EVENTUALLY ALL IS RESOLVED TO THE HAPPINESS OF THE RAINBOW DRINKER AND HIS MATESPIRIT.']
The titles all seem pretty unnecessarily complicated and give away the plot. Kanaya, all the people on the covers look like you and your friends, you got any ideas what this stuff is? There's also this.
[What appears to be a DVD case. The title on this one reads 'IN WHICH A TROLL GIRL MOVES TO A STRANGE NEW PLACE IN ORDER TO BECOME BETTER SOCIALIZED AT THE WISHES OF HER LUSUS, MEETS TWO FRIENDS, ONE ENEMY, TWO STOOGES, AND A POTENTIAL MATESPRIT, MAKES SEVERAL ATTEMPTS AT SABOTAGE AT THE WILL OF HER FRIENDS, BECOMES THE KISMESIS OF THE SINGULAR ENEMY TROLL AFTER ROBBING HER OF HER STOOGES, BEAUTY, AND MATESPRIT, IS NEARLY SENTENCED TO CULLING FOR STARTING A WAR AMONGST FEMALE TROLLS, EVENTUALLY TELLS THE TRUTH, WATCHES HER NOW KISMESIS GET SEVERELY INJURED, FALLS OUT OF BLACKROM WITH HER OUT OF MILD PITY, LOSES HER TWO FRIENDS, COMMITS SOCIAL SUICIDE BY TAKING PART IN A MATHEMATICS TEAM, ATTENDS HER SCHOOLFEEDING DANCE, MAKES A SPEECH AND SHATTERS AN IMPORTANT PLASTIC TIARA, REGAINS HER FRIENDS AND CREATES PEACE AMONG THE FEMALE TROLLS, AND EVENTUALLY GAINS A MATESPRIT. CONTAINING MANY ON SCREEN KISSES, MANY MEMORABLE QUOTES, AND TROLL TINA FEY]
Anyone?
Hey, I found this stuff, and I was wondering if anybody could tell me what it is.
[He holds up a hardback book with a ridiculous picture of glowing troll on it, who seems to be catching another troll in mid-swoon. Both are in partial states of undress. The title, for anyone who can read or translate Alternian reads 'IN WHICH AN ANCIENT RAINBOW DRINKER BEFRIENDS A YOUNG AND INEXPERIENCED FEMALE WHO THEN BECOMES FLUSH FOR HIM; OTHER RAINBOW DRINKERS DO NOT APPROVE AND WISH TO SABOTAGE THEIR GROWING RELATIONSHIP; THERE ARE DRAMATIC REVELATIONS AND DECLARATIONS OF LOVE; THE ANCIENT RAINBOW DRINKER'S KISMESIS ATTEMPTS TO DESTROY HIS MATESPIRIT; THERE ARE SEVERAL CHASE SCENES, SEVERAL SCENES INVOLVING FILIAL PAILS, A MURDER, AND EVENTUALLY ALL IS RESOLVED TO THE HAPPINESS OF THE RAINBOW DRINKER AND HIS MATESPIRIT.']
The titles all seem pretty unnecessarily complicated and give away the plot. Kanaya, all the people on the covers look like you and your friends, you got any ideas what this stuff is? There's also this.
[What appears to be a DVD case. The title on this one reads 'IN WHICH A TROLL GIRL MOVES TO A STRANGE NEW PLACE IN ORDER TO BECOME BETTER SOCIALIZED AT THE WISHES OF HER LUSUS, MEETS TWO FRIENDS, ONE ENEMY, TWO STOOGES, AND A POTENTIAL MATESPRIT, MAKES SEVERAL ATTEMPTS AT SABOTAGE AT THE WILL OF HER FRIENDS, BECOMES THE KISMESIS OF THE SINGULAR ENEMY TROLL AFTER ROBBING HER OF HER STOOGES, BEAUTY, AND MATESPRIT, IS NEARLY SENTENCED TO CULLING FOR STARTING A WAR AMONGST FEMALE TROLLS, EVENTUALLY TELLS THE TRUTH, WATCHES HER NOW KISMESIS GET SEVERELY INJURED, FALLS OUT OF BLACKROM WITH HER OUT OF MILD PITY, LOSES HER TWO FRIENDS, COMMITS SOCIAL SUICIDE BY TAKING PART IN A MATHEMATICS TEAM, ATTENDS HER SCHOOLFEEDING DANCE, MAKES A SPEECH AND SHATTERS AN IMPORTANT PLASTIC TIARA, REGAINS HER FRIENDS AND CREATES PEACE AMONG THE FEMALE TROLLS, AND EVENTUALLY GAINS A MATESPRIT. CONTAINING MANY ON SCREEN KISSES, MANY MEMORABLE QUOTES, AND TROLL TINA FEY]
Anyone?