THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS | VIDEO

Feb 25, 2011 19:12

[ The feed starts up with a crash and a scraping sound as Altman hits the floor, smacking his wearable on in the process. There's a flurry of movement , mostly obscured by the floor, as someone looms over him. ]

W-wait, let me expl--!

[ Isaac stomps forward, cutting Altman off with a sharp punch to his nose. Even with his helmet up it's pretty ( Read more... )

michael altman, isaac clarke

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notsoloyal February 26 2011, 03:04:02 UTC
Well... slag. Are you alright?

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reunified February 26 2011, 04:02:32 UTC
[ Some time later; ]

Yeah. Just peachy.

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notsoloyal February 26 2011, 04:11:11 UTC
... I will take that as a "no".

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reunified February 26 2011, 04:29:29 UTC
I'm still alive. That seems pretty good. [ There's zero sarcasm here. He's pretty used to crazy people trying to kill him. ]

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video; suckitimashark February 26 2011, 03:09:16 UTC
And POP. The lid comes off.

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audio; reunified February 26 2011, 04:03:39 UTC
[ LATER and so very, very flatly; ]

Ha. Ha.

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audio howkickassiam February 26 2011, 03:32:53 UTC
Man, it sure is a good thing we all get along so well, or people'd start to think we're going crazy or something.

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VIDEO stompitdead February 26 2011, 03:47:44 UTC
[ Isaac's just sulking. ]

Yeah, I mean it's not like he deserves it or anything.

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VIDEO howkickassiam February 26 2011, 03:50:07 UTC
Yeah? How so.

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VIDEO stompitdead February 26 2011, 04:05:21 UTC
Well, you know. He only just created a religion centered around a big fucking alien rock that turns people into monsters.

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[video] usagipino February 26 2011, 04:58:36 UTC
Stop! Stop fighting!!

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[audio] reunified February 26 2011, 06:08:38 UTC
[ LATER; ]

W-we're not fighting anymore, Pino.

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[video] usagipino February 26 2011, 06:26:16 UTC
[GLARING even though she can't see you.] You were! You were! It's stupid! You shouldn't fight unless there's a bad guy! Or unless you're helping someone. It's stupid! Stupid!

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[audio] itt altman gets told by a small child reunified February 26 2011, 06:27:57 UTC
[ There's a soft sound, almost like a sigh. ]

I didn't want to fight him.

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[video] sopor_pies February 26 2011, 05:59:52 UTC
[Watching and blinking slowly.] Whoa, Newbro, didn't know you were all at been having a kismesis here already.
Or if you're all needing someone to get all up with the auspisticization, I know a good one. She's basically the best.

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[audio] reunified February 26 2011, 06:09:38 UTC
[ Laterrr; ]

I... I don't know what those things are.

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[video] sopor_pies February 26 2011, 06:28:18 UTC
Maybe you humans all be having different words for that shit. Fuck, I'm sure as shit no motherfucking expert. Uh, on humans or all on relationship business.

But hey, you're all at being alive, so looks like it all went and been gotten resolved all without an auspistice. How you doing, Newbro?

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[audio] reunified February 26 2011, 06:29:49 UTC
[ Altman's just... going to metaphorically smile and nod. And sit here sounding dazed as fuck. ]

I think he broke my nose.

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