THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS | VIDEO

Feb 25, 2011 19:12

[ The feed starts up with a crash and a scraping sound as Altman hits the floor, smacking his wearable on in the process. There's a flurry of movement , mostly obscured by the floor, as someone looms over him. ]

W-wait, let me expl--!

[ Isaac stomps forward, cutting Altman off with a sharp punch to his nose. Even with his helmet up it's pretty ( Read more... )

michael altman, isaac clarke

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audio howkickassiam February 26 2011, 03:32:53 UTC
Man, it sure is a good thing we all get along so well, or people'd start to think we're going crazy or something.

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VIDEO stompitdead February 26 2011, 03:47:44 UTC
[ Isaac's just sulking. ]

Yeah, I mean it's not like he deserves it or anything.

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VIDEO howkickassiam February 26 2011, 03:50:07 UTC
Yeah? How so.

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VIDEO stompitdead February 26 2011, 04:05:21 UTC
Well, you know. He only just created a religion centered around a big fucking alien rock that turns people into monsters.

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AUDIO reunified February 26 2011, 07:09:34 UTC
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I didn't!

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video stompitdead February 26 2011, 07:48:57 UTC
Bullshit.

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audio reunified February 26 2011, 07:55:18 UTC
I didn't! I n-never believed in the Marker, I never followed any of the bullshit they said about it! I wasn't their goddamn prophet!

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video stompitdead February 26 2011, 08:03:25 UTC
[ Unitologists were usually so proud... that makes him pause. ]

How do I know you're not lying?

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audio reunified February 26 2011, 08:11:30 UTC
Why would I--?! [ he cuts himself off with a frustrated groan ]

The Marker ruined everything. Everyone I loved is dead--I'm dead--because of it. You give me one good reason why I would worship that fucking thing.

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audio stompitdead February 27 2011, 23:07:34 UTC
I've met people convinced it was divine even after all that.

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audio reunified February 27 2011, 23:08:49 UTC
Yeah, and they were fucking insane.

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VIDEO howkickassiam February 26 2011, 07:40:24 UTC
[ giving you a look like lol wat ]

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VIDEO stompitdead February 26 2011, 07:51:11 UTC
It's... called the Marker. Unitologists worship it. They believe it can bring them to some kind of perfection. Something called Convergence.

But they're wrong.

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VIDEO howkickassiam February 26 2011, 19:43:07 UTC
Your friend there doesn't seem so keen on it either. Just saying.

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VIDEO stompitdead February 27 2011, 23:05:24 UTC
I just broke his nose.

[ And he's met a lot of lying Unitologists, lately. ]

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VIDEO howkickassiam February 27 2011, 23:10:04 UTC
That you did.

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