Comments | singularity_rpg: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS | VIDEO

Feb 25, 2011 19:12

[ The feed starts up with a crash and a scraping sound as Altman hits the floor, smacking his wearable on in the process. There's a flurry of movement , mostly obscured by the floor, as someone looms over him. ]

W-wait, let me expl--!

[ Isaac stomps forward, cutting Altman off with a sharp punch to his nose. Even with his helmet up it's pretty ( Read more... )

michael altman, isaac clarke

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AUDIO gawdamn February 26 2011, 02:16:46 UTC

HEY, the hell is going on here?!

action stompitdead February 26 2011, 02:46:59 UTC

[ Isaac just punches him about one more time and then just. Kinda slumps and pounds the ground near his head instead. ]

action reunified February 26 2011, 02:52:06 UTC

[ Oh god, is he done? Altman tries to turn to the side, hacking up all the blood that ran down his throat from his nose. ]

action gawdamn February 26 2011, 02:58:59 UTC

Stand up like a goddamn man so we can clean your face up. Christ

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Audio; has_a_hardline February 26 2011, 02:32:03 UTC

Are you fucking joking? Can we not have
FIVE.
FUCKING.
MINUTES.
Of people not beating the shit out of each other where everyone can see?

Audio; reunified February 26 2011, 02:47:08 UTC

[ LIKE 20 MINUTES LATER. ]

Sorry. It wasn't exactly p-planned.

Audio; has_a_hardline February 26 2011, 02:58:27 UTC

Mind explaining what the fuck is going on? Or is context for fucking losers now?

Audio; reunified February 26 2011, 03:02:57 UTC

H-he--

[ Pause, breathe. ]

He thought I was something I'm not.

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Audio. cmdr_renegade February 26 2011, 02:34:06 UTC

Anyone got a location on this feed?

I get the feeling they're going to need a medic.

[Or an ass-kicking. Whichever.]

audio. gawdamn February 26 2011, 02:41:52 UTC

I know the kid getting his ass handed to him, I got this one, Shepard.

Audio. cmdr_renegade February 26 2011, 02:46:32 UTC

[There's a long pause but Zaeed does know how to take care of matters. Given the display currently playing over the network, even his standard style of justice probably wouldn't raise any eyebrows.]

Fine.

All yours, Massani.

audio. gawdamn February 26 2011, 03:32:23 UTC

Copy that, I'll keep you updated.

[Audio] traceurmonitor February 26 2011, 02:38:49 UTC

Altman!

[aksldjfkljs friend! D:]

[Audio] reunified February 26 2011, 02:45:01 UTC

[ Altman doesn't reply until about 20 minutes later aaand... gonna stick with audio, since he now resembles a slab of ground beef. ]

Um. Hey.

[Audio] traceurmonitor February 26 2011, 02:48:13 UTC

[He sounds genuinely concerned... and honestly would have stuck with his usual text, but the video startled him.]

Current location?

[Does he need to take you to a doctor? Because he has no idea how to repair humans.]

[Audio] reunified February 26 2011, 02:57:10 UTC

I-I'm, uh.

[ He pauses, clears his throat. ]

I'm hiding. [ How does I discrete. ]

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video; playernotslayer February 26 2011, 02:48:24 UTC

[He has no idea what's going on but hey, violence is always entertaining.]

Looks kinda one sided, don'tcha think?

[popcorn.gif]

audio; reunified February 26 2011, 03:28:21 UTC

[ Like 20 minutes later; ]

Gee, thanks.