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[fusrodah]

'--utton to begin broadcast.' What's a broadcast? A spell of some sort?

[There's an elf on your feed, Sacrosanct. And she's glancing back-and-forth between her wearable and a set of sloppily scrawled instructions with the kind of look that says 'I have no idea what's going on here, and I doubt I ever will.']

Bloody mages. [Looking back at the

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[mirthfulness]

Your lusus wouldn't be here, sister.

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[fusrodah]

[Just going to. Boggle at that warpaint a little.]

Lusus?

[Boggle, boggle.]

No, I seek Alduin. But you have seen a dragon, then? This - Lusus?

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[mirthfulness]

Think we ain't on the same wavelength. Think we're all divided on our motherfuckin' viewpoint here.

A lusus is what all looks over someone. A motherfuckin' guardian. Just so happens I seen it be dragon-like.

[The name Alduin means absolutely nothing to him.]

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[fusrodah]

A Dragon? Being a guardian of - ah - anything?

[Why are all the children here so strange? Is someone putting skooma in the sweetrolls?]

I assure you, then, that was no Dovah.

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[mirthfulness]

Don't know what to tell you then, sis.

This ain't where you motherfuckin' were.

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[fusrodah]

Of course not! I had no intention of remaining where I was.

[Gosh. Children.]

The problem is simply that I have not arrived at where I was going.

Er.

Planning to go. Most vexing!

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[mirthfulness]

Let me put it this way. As it's the same motherfuckin' way I had to have it all hammered into my own pan.

This ain't even the same world, and you got no way - no motherfuckin' way - of gettin' back to where you was or where you was headed to.

[And it sucks, so very very much.]

That help?

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[fusrodah]

Of course I can go back, child. It's destiny!

[Rolling her eyes a little. Gods.]

Perhaps it was also destiny that I be deposited here, where I can free you all from this place. Fear not! We shall not tarry here long!

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[mirthfulness]

[That gets a good laugh out of Gamzee. He could really use that about now.]

Heheh... I like you, sister. You got some spirit in you.

Tell you what.

I'll propose you a motherfuckin' deal.

You find a way to get me all back where I wanna be, and I'll put a motherfuckin' word in with a good friend of mine there. He can make you somethin' nice.

[He's not holding his breath.]

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[fusrodah]

[SIDEQUEST: GET!]

A fair deal, young sir! I swear on my honour as a mer, not a Dovah - when I leave this place, I shall do all in my power to take you with me. From where do you hail? Morrowind, perhaps?

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[mirthfulness]

Nah, never heard of it.

Ruby City. Ain't all in the same world as this.

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[fusrodah]

Ruby City? [Her interest in this 'reward'? INCREASED TENFOLD.] I can barely imagine the riches that must surely exist in such a place!

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[mirthfulness]

I dunno about riches, sis. That shit's in the eye of the motherfuckin' beholder and what all. But you don't all gotta pay for nothin' there normally.

[And the river flows red.]