Comments | singularity

ironhowdoesit in singularity_rpg

video;

Nov 11, 2011 18:11

Hi, Sacrosanct.

If you haven't had the pleasure of meeting me, here's your chance. Hi, I'm Tony Stark- yes that Stark and no I don't mean the older, less fun one.

Living in a space station is fun and all- I mean I've had a hell of a good time digging through everything, but to be completely honest? I'm a little disappointed. I haven't seen ( Read more... )

tony stark

Leave a comment

Back to all threads

[video] gimmefive November 12 2011, 00:15:20 UTC

Stark, huh? You could always try male prostitution. Hear it's 'all the rage' or something.

[FINGER QUOTES. also is dat sum iron man. Sure, John's way too cool for the avengers but-- hey. Ten year old boy from 1995. Comics.]

[video || stark encryption 81%] gimmefive November 12 2011, 01:57:22 UTC

Hey, I stole a Playboy once. That totally counts.

[video || stark encryption 81%] ironhowdoesit November 12 2011, 02:00:41 UTC

It only counts if you stole it from a store, and not from under your parent's bed.

[video || stark encryption 81%] gimmefive November 12 2011, 02:02:28 UTC

Naw, man, my foster dad was a total dickweed. Pretty sure I wouldn't want to touch his porn stash, you know what I'm saying? Before that it was just me and my mom, she wasn't the type.

[video || stark encryption 81%] ironhowdoesit November 12 2011, 05:12:42 UTC

I'd be a little worried if you were into the same kind of porn as your mom kid, just saying.

Foster dad isn't the same as Mr. Chippendales here, is he?

[video || stark encryption 81%] gimmefive November 12 2011, 05:16:23 UTC

Hey, what'd I say about gross?

[HE WRINKLES HIS NOSE DISAPPROVINGLY. THINKING OF HIS MOM AS A SEXUAL CREATURE IS DISTURBING OKAY. Even if she's burned through more than her fair share of men, it was always because they had something to teach her, or him. Something that'd help them survive the whole robot apocalypse thing.]

Naw, he was this total jackass named Todd, back home.

[the vitriol is natural. Because John's a bit of a miniature douchebag himself. But then he remembers-- that jackass? Is sort of dead because of him. Moment of silence, and then,]

He wasn't that bad, I guess. Always after me to clean my room, though. Tried to act like he was my real dad, you know?

[video || stark encryption 81%] ironhowdoesit November 12 2011, 05:38:49 UTC

My nanny used to tell me to clean my room; I made a Hoover-bot that cleaned it and that put a stop in that.

[ adsfasdf Tony is not qualified to give life advice on anything... ]

I figure if he had to care about you if he cared enough to try.

[video || stark encryption 81%] gimmefive November 12 2011, 05:43:55 UTC

Huh. Never thought of that. I'm an engine kinda guy, you know?

[YEAH WELL PERFECT TEAM IN THAT CASE.]

Naw, dude, I was there for like eight months, tops. He and Janelle were totally just in it for the cash. Nobody takes in a kid my age that doesn't want something.

[video || stark encryption 81%] ironhowdoesit November 12 2011, 06:08:31 UTC

That kind of dad, huh?

[ ... ]

Tell you what kid, let me give you a crash course in ATMs and Online Banking. If you can tinker with my security, this stuff'll come naturally.

[video || stark encryption 81%] gimmefive November 12 2011, 06:12:39 UTC

Well, he's dead now, so it's not like it matters much any more. I mean, I didn't like him too much but I'm not happy he got killed.

[he shrugs, a little uncomfortable.]

What, like bank machines? I've known how to hack an ATM since I was like eight years old. Mom taught me all the fun stuff and I just sorta built on it from there. I had to play space invaders somehow, dude.

[video || stark encryption 81%] ironhowdoesit November 12 2011, 06:22:32 UTC

Hacking ATMs is easy stuff, kid. The harder part is covering your trail. You can thank Enron for the extra security later, and hey- buy Stark and Apple, but stay away Enron and Worldcom stock.

Still playing space invaders, or have you upgraded into the 21st century?

[video || stark encryption 81%] gimmefive November 12 2011, 06:31:27 UTC

I broke into Skynet security, man. They're the ones who were supposed to bring the 'robot apocalypse' or whatever. I think I can take on Enron.

[grin.]

There's games here? No way.

[video || stark encryption 81%] ironhowdoesit November 12 2011, 06:43:49 UTC

Nah, Enron doesn't do anything but crash and burn and leave a giant mess of a stock market.

Not here here, as far as I know. But I bet there's plenty of nerds around who'd help fix that.

[video || stark encryption 81%] gimmefive November 12 2011, 06:46:02 UTC

Well there's some sort of, what, MMO or whatever? On the main server. But it's total dweeb stuff, elves and archery and all that shit. Totally not my thing.

[video || stark encryption 81%] ironhowdoesit November 13 2011, 06:26:14 UTC

More into soldiers and space marines, or zombies?

[video || stark encryption 81%] gimmefive November 13 2011, 06:28:28 UTC

Space marines. Gotta be space marines. And-- I don't mind robots so much, either.

Back to all threads