video;

[ironhowdoesit]

Hi, Sacrosanct.

If you haven't had the pleasure of meeting me, here's your chance. Hi, I'm Tony Stark- yes that Stark and no I don't mean the older, less fun one.

Living in a space station is fun and all- I mean I've had a hell of a good time digging through everything, but to be completely honest? I'm a little disappointed. I haven't seen

Comments

[video]

[gimmefive]

Stark, huh? You could always try male prostitution. Hear it's 'all the rage' or something.

[FINGER QUOTES. also is dat sum iron man. Sure, John's way too cool for the avengers but-- hey. Ten year old boy from 1995. Comics.]

[video]

[ironhowdoesit]

Cute- how old are you, kid?

And I'd consider it, except no one on this station could afford me. Also, I'm pretty sure when they said 'it's all the Rage', they were talking about some form of Space STD.

[video]

[gimmefive]

Hey douchebag, you know it's creepy when you over-the-hill types ask kids their age on the Internet, right?

[he's done a lot of learning okay.]

Oh, God, gross. I did not need to know that.

[video]

[ironhowdoesit]

You know whats even creepier? A kid who starts a conversation by talking about male hookers. Most kids don't experiment until college; guess you got a head start.

[video | DADDY ISSUES WEEEE]

[usavatar]

...You really didn't know your father.

[video | I will punch you back into the 40s]

[ironhowdoesit]

Look at that, Boy Blue actually listens.

I've said it before, but I'll repeat it again: Yeah, I didn't know my dad. He was an angry, distant ice-queen whose happiest moment in life was when he finally shipped me off to boarding school.

[video | please he will break your delicate metal face]

[usavatar]

[YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT ABOUT HIS EGGHEAD BRO.] You're forgetting the fact he also had a life before you.

[video | not if he shoves you out an airlock first ]

[ironhowdoesit]

[ HE'LL REPEAT IT FOR YOU IF YOU'D LIKE ]

Unless he pulled a Benjamin Button and started at age 50, yeah, I know. I'm sure it was full of laughter, gaiety and sparkle.

[notsoloyal]

There is an older you? Alternate dimensions?

And Kirk is nothing special.

[ironhowdoesit]

Some guy named Howard; I think Captain America up there had a man-crush on him.

Kirk was the greatest captain of the Enterprise: smart, handsome, and almost as great as yours truly.

[notsoloyal]

Never heard of him... That is Captain America? Hmm, definitely an alternate. I take it then, if you are familiar with that Captain America, you are not the Tony Stark I know.

And having met Kirk I would have to disagree.

[ironhowdoesit]

America's favourite annoying boyscout, in the flesh.

Sure Kirk could use a fashion update, but his job took balls, and he certainly had them.

video; BECAUSE YOU JERKS KNOW HIS STUPID FACE NOW grumble grumble

[gammapulsed]

Picard was better anyway.

video; NO ITS COMMON KNOWLEDGE BRUCE IS A NERD

[ironhowdoesit]

If sipping tea was an admirable trait for a Captain, then sure.

video; WELL YEAH COME ON WHAT DID HE DO IN HS? FRIENDS? PFFT

[gammapulsed]

Wh- He did way more than that! What show were you watching?

video; DID YOU DO YOUR FRIENDS IN HS BANNER?

[ironhowdoesit]

The slightly campy show with aliens, spaceships, and Uhura.

[Video/STARK encryption]

[ironhowdoesit]

You look amazing in heels, but for this little trip, I'd recommend sneakers.

Unless you usually go dumpster diving in heels then you can completely ignore my advice.

[Video/STARK encryption]

[ironhowdoesit]

Nothing big. Just the Mark V Iron Man.

It looks like a suitcase.