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Nov 11, 2011 18:11

Hi, Sacrosanct.

If you haven't had the pleasure of meeting me, here's your chance. Hi, I'm Tony Stark- yes that Stark and no I don't mean the older, less fun one.

Living in a space station is fun and all- I mean I've had a hell of a good time digging through everything, but to be completely honest? I'm a little disappointed. I haven't seen ( Read more... )

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[video] gimmefive November 12 2011, 00:15:20 UTC

Stark, huh? You could always try male prostitution. Hear it's 'all the rage' or something.

[FINGER QUOTES. also is dat sum iron man. Sure, John's way too cool for the avengers but-- hey. Ten year old boy from 1995. Comics.]

[video] ironhowdoesit November 12 2011, 00:20:15 UTC

Cute- how old are you, kid?

And I'd consider it, except no one on this station could afford me. Also, I'm pretty sure when they said 'it's all the Rage', they were talking about some form of Space STD.

[video] gimmefive November 12 2011, 00:22:40 UTC

Hey douchebag, you know it's creepy when you over-the-hill types ask kids their age on the Internet, right?

[he's done a lot of learning okay.]

Oh, God, gross. I did not need to know that.

[video] ironhowdoesit November 12 2011, 00:27:39 UTC

You know whats even creepier? A kid who starts a conversation by talking about male hookers. Most kids don't experiment until college; guess you got a head start.

[video] gimmefive November 12 2011, 00:30:40 UTC

Hey, eat me. I know some things. My mom's dating this total Chippendale, he's a huge tool.

So. You're really Iron Man, huh?

[video] ironhowdoesit November 12 2011, 00:38:53 UTC

[ AND WITH THAT, JOHN WORMED HIS WAY INTO TONY'S HEART ]

My mom dated a guy like that, only she married him. Want to get him out of the picture? Fake some evidence. Hell, I'll even help.

The one and only.

[video] gimmefive November 12 2011, 00:41:43 UTC

[HE MAKES A FACE THAT'S BASICALLY LIKE 'OH GOD MARRIAGE COOTIES.]

Married him? No way. If my mom marries this guy I will blow a total gasket. He's even got this cheap suit of armour that's like a total knock-off of your crap.

[so casually,]

I'll think about it, sure. And the name's Connor. John Connor.

[he is introducing himself like james bond because he's cool.]

[video] ironhowdoesit November 12 2011, 00:54:17 UTC

A knock off, huh? Think he'd shit in his pants if we showed up on his doorstep?

Hi, John. Already trolling the internet at 13? I'm proud, seriously.

[ seriously, he's proud. THIS KID HAS GUTS ]

[video] gimmefive November 12 2011, 00:57:57 UTC

[... IF YOU WANT TO THINK HE'S THIRTEEN YOU KNOW WHAT THIS TEN YEAR OLD TOTALLY WON'T ARGUE. in fact he puffs up a little.]

Well, he's from like, the 26th century or some crap, but his armour's totally bullshit. It can't do anything. And dude. Think I could film it?

[he grins.]

Yeah? This is nothing, trust me. There's not a system out there I can't hack.

[video] ironhowdoesit November 12 2011, 01:08:00 UTC

You film it, I'll stick it on youtube. I'll kick his rip-off ass back to whatever century.

Wanna put that to the challenge? You impress me enough, and I'll build you a pair of mini gauntlets.

[video] gimmefive November 12 2011, 01:13:08 UTC

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

[pffff John just flips his hair out of his face. ALL ARROGANCE.]

Gimme your best shot, Stark. I mean, it's 1995 back home but I've already got this wearable shit on lockdown. Heh, and everybody thinks it's hard. Tchyeah right.

[video] ironhowdoesit November 12 2011, 01:23:41 UTC

America's youth, gotta love 'em.

[ WOW THIS KID REMINDS TONY OF HIMSELF... except he had better hair ]

Try this on for size, kid.

1% STARK ENCRYPTION
Olly olly oxen free

[video || stark encryption 81%] gimmefive November 12 2011, 01:27:04 UTC

[PFFFFFF yeah no. John just kidnaps that code, modifies it and gives it an encryption boost of about eighty percent.]

Really? That's the best you can come up with? Come on, I thought this was supposed to be hard. At this rate, I'll be teaching you.

[video || stark encryption 81%] ironhowdoesit November 12 2011, 01:36:46 UTC

If I really wanted to, I could trap you in a logic loop that you wouldn't escape 'til you were old enough to legally buy porn.

And even then, it'd only be because I let you out.

[video || stark encryption 81%] gimmefive November 12 2011, 01:41:56 UTC

Yeah? Says who?

[video || stark encryption 81%] ironhowdoesit November 12 2011, 01:55:20 UTC

Says Iron Man. Unless you mean the porn thing, because every kid needs to buy his first movie on his own.

It's a rite of passage.

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