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Video. Dug brought you presents.

Oct 28, 2011 15:15

[It's always a little surprising when Dug manages to work his wearable and successfully post something on the network, given that he is a dog, but occasionally it does happen. This time, Dug is far too close to the camera. His eyes and the top of his snout eclipse the screen. Fortunately, his voice does not hinge on actual mouth motions and is ( Read more... )

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Video. littlest_xman October 29 2011, 01:33:25 UTC

[Just. Staring.

For a very long time.]

This is a joke, right?

Video. dug_the_dog October 29 2011, 03:28:52 UTC

[You have a lot of fur for a people. Dug stares.]

No it is not. It is a fun thing. For you, fuzzy-mailman.

Video. littlest_xman October 29 2011, 04:21:07 UTC

Uh huh.

[...well there's got to be someone back there, but why they're pretending that the dog is talking instead he doesn't know.]

So you're the one I have to thank for the fact that my bed is now covered in spider legs.

notyourchauffer October 29 2011, 01:36:53 UTC

Awww Dug. Pudge is going to be so happy. You're such a good dog.

dug_the_dog October 29 2011, 03:29:34 UTC

[Dug is elated and wagging his tail very cheerfully. He barks once in joy and his wearble lags for a second before translating it as 'YAY'.]

notyourchauffer October 29 2011, 03:31:49 UTC

Would you like me to bring you something later on? Maybe a new toy?

dug_the_dog October 29 2011, 03:36:23 UTC

[TOY?]

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audio; evaskullface October 29 2011, 02:36:52 UTC

[Emile's not afraid of spiders. He's faced down legions of creatures much uglier and more deadly, after all.

He's just also not expecting them in his shower.]

Special things? God damn, I am not a mailman! Mailmen fight rain and show and that kind of shit, not goddamn spiders.

dug_the_dog October 29 2011, 03:32:31 UTC

[Dug just hears someone talking very excitedly and doesn't seem to associate that it's not out of sheer, unadulterated joy. He is very happy for you.]

Yes! They are special...and you are not supposed to fight them, Mailman who is not a mailman but is a mailman. They are for playing.

Playing is not fighting.

evaskullface October 29 2011, 03:37:19 UTC

[Whaaaat, playing is totally fighting. When you're a Spartan, anyway.]

Playin' what.

[Emile sounds extremely dubious.]

dug_the_dog October 29 2011, 03:39:19 UTC

Kill the thing.

It is a fun game.

[Silly Spartan, killing is not fighting.]

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video howkickassiam October 29 2011, 02:40:46 UTC

Oh my god.

[ torn between it's. Maybe kind of cute in a SWEET JESUS OH GOD WHY kind of way, and it's-- no okay, it's just kind of terrifying. ]

T-thanks. Good-- good dog.

[ OH MY GOD CAN HE SHOOT IT D8 ]

dug_the_dog October 29 2011, 03:33:34 UTC

They are fun! And for you! Do not lose them in the wall. If you do, I will get you more.

I am good at getting more.

[Oblivious dog expression #3.]

howkickassiam November 3 2011, 04:43:24 UTC

No, no no no, I'm okay. I'm good. One is plenty. Enough. Perfect. No more.

video brbvirmire October 29 2011, 04:32:06 UTC

[The best part of waking up is... an alien spider in your bunk?

And a talking dog on the network.

Pinch. Ow. Nope, not dreaming; this really is a thing that's happening.]

You're talking.