Video. Dug brought you presents.

[dug_the_dog]

[It's always a little surprising when Dug manages to work his wearable and successfully post something on the network, given that he is a dog, but occasionally it does happen. This time, Dug is far too close to the camera. His eyes and the top of his snout eclipse the screen. Fortunately, his voice does not hinge on actual mouth motions and is

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[dug_the_dog]

I am a dog.

[Why, so kind of you to notice. Dug is so proud that you realized that. It is a high compliment, after all. He cannot see you, but he is still wagging his tail.]

1/?

[dug_the_dog]

[Dug doesn't actually react to that. He is just sitting there. With his tail wagging.]

[video]

[theuserabides]

[That explains the spiders, then.

But there's a more pressing question.]

Dug, how'd you work the elevator?

[dug_the_dog]

[Dug is preening about how happy everyone is. On a related note, he has no idea how to really parse out complex emotion in faces or voice. Because he is preening, he is just very excited to see more people.]

Hi there, Kevin who is not the Kevin, I found many fun things. I brought you them.

[Oh right. He had been asked something. What was it? Dug's expression turned thoughtful...well, insofar as it was able to.]

I did not hide them, but they hid.

[That wasn't it. OH!]

I am good at working many things. My master was very smart.

[theuserabides]

[D'aww it's hard to begrudge anyone who looks that happy. Even if they did infest your house with huge spiders.]

Maybe you can come over later and show me how to catch them.

[That is to say, get over here and clean up your mess.]

[dug_the_dog]

Yes, I will help you learn to catch them. Then you will be good at catching them.

But do not worry, Kevin who is not the Kevin, I will not take them. They are fun things for you. It is fun to share.

[Be prepared to hold up couches and have Dug stare at you and not do anything, because that will be the result if he helps you clean that up. It is yours after all.]

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[notjelly]

[Guess what she is today? She's a cat.]

I don't know who you are, sir talking dog, but these are the greatest presents ever! They're tasty!

[SHE WILL MAKE THEM INTO PIE.]

1/? I am so sorry.

[dug_the_dog]

[dug_the_dog]

[dug_the_dog]

Video;

[redancestor]

[The Signless already has enough trouble sleeping as it is. He's not sure which is making that worse, the spiders or the talking dog.]

Uh . . . thank you barkbeast I suppose and . . .

[Slowly growing look or horror before Signless begins flailing.]

IT'S IN MY CLOAK!

[dug_the_dog]

[Oh, yay! That means you have found it! Dug is going to bark excitedly, encouraging you to catch it and be awesome.

You know, like if you were a dog.]

[redancestor]

[The Signless throws off his cloak and stops on the rapidly moving bump in it, constantly missing.]

AUGH! Stop moving you furred monstrosity!

[dug_the_dog]

[More encouragement barking.]

That is a good way to catch them. That looks like a fun thing! You should stomp it! You missed! Try again!

[Who is lacking thumbs and totally not helping? THIS DOG.]

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[nyctophobias]

Oh they're so cute...

[dug_the_dog]

They are also very fast. This makes them very fun. More fun than normal fun.

[nyctophobias]

They are.

You're cute too. Never met a talking dog.

[dug_the_dog]

I am a dog. My name is Dug. Hi, there.

[He sniffs at the video but, as usual, is provides him no smell.]

I am glad you like the things.