♍ 05 | Audio -> Video -> Text
[The audio feed turns on in the middle of a crash, followed by several larger crashes followed by a small 'hm'ing noise. Well, it obviously matches Kanaya's Network ID and Kanaya, who is still totally oblivious as to what has been going on with everyone (imminent supernovas aside, she knows about those and doesn't care because SUPERNOVAS and also ROBOTS ARE LIARS), has decided that constant moping is total bullshit. So is this useless audio function, which she had turned on to ask a question but decided to make one more try at... doing what she was doing.
The video function follows soon after, but it's only a quick once over of what looks like a pretty wrecked hardware store and a chainsaw lying on the floor. And a pile of broken chainsaws next to it.
Text follows as soon as the feed clicks off.]
This Occurrence Is Not What I Was Attempting To Orchestrate As A Short Term Goal
Which Is To Say That Nothing In This Store Works As It Should
And That It Is A Shame As These Mobile Rotating Blade Devices Used As Gardening Implements
And Occasionally As Weapons With Which To Slay The Undead
Do Not Fold Into Tubes Of Lip Painting Substance
Which Is Rather Bizarre As One Would Think That This Spatial Platform
With All Of Its Advanced Technology
Would Have That Sort Of Function Imbued In Its Items
But Apparently Not
Also Some Of These Are Missing The Bladed Apparatus With Which One Would Cut
[And then there is a long pause after which more text appears.]
Oh Wait
Disregard That That Last Sentence
The Apparatuses Which I Had Thought Lacked Cutting Implements Are In Possession Blades Made Of Some Sort Of Solid Light Substance
Possibly Plasma Though I Am Not A Scientist So I Suppose That The Amount To Which I Am Versed In The Subject Would Be Considered Lacking To Some
The video function follows soon after, but it's only a quick once over of what looks like a pretty wrecked hardware store and a chainsaw lying on the floor. And a pile of broken chainsaws next to it.
Text follows as soon as the feed clicks off.]
This Occurrence Is Not What I Was Attempting To Orchestrate As A Short Term Goal
Which Is To Say That Nothing In This Store Works As It Should
And That It Is A Shame As These Mobile Rotating Blade Devices Used As Gardening Implements
And Occasionally As Weapons With Which To Slay The Undead
Do Not Fold Into Tubes Of Lip Painting Substance
Which Is Rather Bizarre As One Would Think That This Spatial Platform
With All Of Its Advanced Technology
Would Have That Sort Of Function Imbued In Its Items
But Apparently Not
Also Some Of These Are Missing The Bladed Apparatus With Which One Would Cut
[And then there is a long pause after which more text appears.]
Oh Wait
Disregard That That Last Sentence
The Apparatuses Which I Had Thought Lacked Cutting Implements Are In Possession Blades Made Of Some Sort Of Solid Light Substance
Possibly Plasma Though I Am Not A Scientist So I Suppose That The Amount To Which I Am Versed In The Subject Would Be Considered Lacking To Some