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[ The video starts and reveals Jade, standing in a ridiculous-looking black and orange dress that might be covered in crow feathers. Okay, so it is covered in crow feathers. She's got ridiculous war paint-looking marks on her face, and her arms also have the same marks. There's even some birdseed in sacks sitting behind her, as well as...a tub of ice cream?
Behold, ladies and gentleman. A crow mating ritual.
Jade has studied her BEAUTIFUL CROW DOCUMENTARIES and therefore, in order to attract her lovely female boyfriend mate, she is going to do this dance goddammit!!!! ]
Okay, I feel really silly....
[ BUT SHE PUFFS UP HER CHEST ANYWAY and starts this
uh
this ritual monogamous mating dance that Vriska helped her put together :|
Something like this...
It appears really silly - it is, that's a spoiler - a lot of strutting and "wing flapping" and bowing to the camera in ridiculous crow fashion. Jade Harley was never meant to be a crow, ever. But at least it's kind of cute?
Strut, strut, strut. Flap, flap, flap. Caw.
And a bow to finish off the dance! ]
Um...
[ WHAT IN THE WORLD DOES SHE SAY NOW? So red. ]
I hope you liked it?
Behold, ladies and gentleman. A crow mating ritual.
Jade has studied her BEAUTIFUL CROW DOCUMENTARIES and therefore, in order to attract her lovely female boyfriend mate, she is going to do this dance goddammit!!!! ]
Okay, I feel really silly....
[ BUT SHE PUFFS UP HER CHEST ANYWAY and starts this
uh
this ritual monogamous mating dance that Vriska helped her put together :|
Something like this...
It appears really silly - it is, that's a spoiler - a lot of strutting and "wing flapping" and bowing to the camera in ridiculous crow fashion. Jade Harley was never meant to be a crow, ever. But at least it's kind of cute?
Strut, strut, strut. Flap, flap, flap. Caw.
And a bow to finish off the dance! ]
Um...
[ WHAT IN THE WORLD DOES SHE SAY NOW? So red. ]
I hope you liked it?