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Jan 25, 2005 20:59

Smurfettes, hula hoops, and a kiddie pool full of engine oil

Who can come up with a decent (... or not so decent) short story based on that?

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anonymous January 25 2005, 19:34:49 UTC
Okay, so the smurfs are going about their daily business--lotsa weed--when smurfette decides that she wants to seduce another smurf. So she gets a hula hoop in the hopes that her skirt will ride up while she uses it and 'lo the smurf of her dreams will fall for her. Unfortunately the engineer smurf--Handy or whatever--has devised a plan to get rid of Dick Dastardly and his dog--or whatever the hell those two were called--by building a car and running them over. Accordingly he needs a lot of engine oil so he gets a big pool of it. Unfortunately Papa Smurf is reliving his childhood and has purchased a skateboard. Papa Smurf crashes into Smurfette and the two fall into the Engine Oil. The oil ruins smurfette's plan and she looks so ugly she's cast out of the smurf village. Also, the engineer's plan is ruined when Smurfette's perfume pollutes the oil making it useless for a vehicle. Then the dog eats the smurfs.

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escarrgo January 26 2005, 19:27:12 UTC
An eight year-old Apalacian girl in a yellow sundress with white dots and a green flower applique, fair skin, though flaking, came close to suffering a heat stroke from the intensity of the midday sun. She held on for a few more moments, intent on beating her last hulahoop record of two hundred sixty seven and a half. She's been spending alot more of her time outdoors every since her father bought the blowup starwars kiddie-pool for his latest business venture. Around three, usually she'd slip into her swiming suit and hop into the tub of what seemed to be high quality fossil fuel when her dad wasn't around ( ... )

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singingjavert January 26 2005, 19:46:23 UTC
Skylar gets extra points for the phrase "excoriated and quartered smurf corpses"

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