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[singingjavert]

Smurfettes, hula hoops, and a kiddie pool full of engine oil

Who can come up with a decent (... or not so decent) short story based on that?

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[escarrgo]

An eight year-old Apalacian girl in a yellow sundress with white dots and a green flower applique, fair skin, though flaking, came close to suffering a heat stroke from the intensity of the midday sun. She held on for a few more moments, intent on beating her last hulahoop record of two hundred sixty seven and a half. She's been spending alot more of her time outdoors every since her father bought the blowup starwars kiddie-pool for his latest business venture. Around three, usually she'd slip into her swiming suit and hop into the tub of what seemed to be high quality fossil fuel when her dad wasn't around.

One day, after hearing her fathers bronco approach the garage, she quickly jumped out of the pool, the grease sticking to her now sunburned skin. She hobbled, with a floaty around her waist, across the yard and jumped into the bushes near the far fence. The jump was wreckless but her fall was broken by a pile of excoriated and quartered smurf corpses. The child didn't have the mind to surmise that this was apparently the source of the high grade engine oil in the tub. Her shrill ejaculation exausted what little energy the lethargic girl had left, and she quickly collapsed at the site of smurfettes cold, distant, though ever haunting eyes, piercing through her lies (just threw that in to sound cool).

the father found out and quickly gutted the child, apparently they are filled with fossil fuels too. WHODA THUNK IT!

oh yeah and hoola hoop.

[singingjavert]

Skylar gets extra points for the phrase "excoriated and quartered smurf corpses"