The Pokemon Legacy | 4.4
>_> So... instead of a hiatus warning, I probably should have just done a "the posts are just going to be a hell of a lot farther apart" warning. xD Instead of 5 or so days between posts, its kinda moved to 5 or so weeks. BUT I AM POSTING. AND THIS UPDATE IS LARGER THAN USUAL JUST TO MAKE UP FOR IT. <333
Magikarp has found a new passion. Music. IT SPEAKS TO HER SOUL~~
And makes her wear fancy dresses. :3
Seaking and Jason are still CRAZY IN LOVE, of course. They do absolutely nothing but make out. And when, by some cruel twist of fate, one of them isn't available to make out? The other one gets depressed.
Seaking: *sighs sadly* He's asleep. :( I can't make out with him when he's asleep. Well... not without some awkward repercussions. >_>
Jason: Zzz..repercuzzzzionzzz...
Seaking: OMG YAY YOU'RE FINALLY AWAKE! *run to him and applies face*
>_<;; You two are useless, I swear.
Sudowoodo: Hey, brother! Let's go throw the ol' pigskin around!
Marowak: Sure. sis! That sounds swell!
You are 4th cousins, and that's a baseball. So you can stop trying to be disturbingly idyllic now.
ARMAGAD!!! EVOLUTION TIEMZ FOR SUDOWOODO! FRICKIN' FINALLY!
Did you know that even if you spend like, 2 weeks on a community lot, you still NEVER AGE A DAY? >_<
...mmkayy? Now I know you're my go-to gal for getting all the vacation memories, but let's let me choose the outfits, ok hon?
Muuuch better. *dies from teh gorgeousness*
A simppl_life sim that's legitimately PRETTY instead of just adorable? UNHEARD OF, UNTIL NOW!
*stares at Sudowoodo a couple minutes before moving on* >_>
First autonomous action upon becoming an adult? BE AWESOME. And prove that, though pretty, she can still be damn cute. xD
It being spring at the Pokemon household again, EVERYONE wanted an effing garden plot and a tree. So they got it, cause I'm a pushover.
Marowak: So even though you're older now... we're still best friends, right?
Sudowoodo: Oh, of course! Make new friends, but keep the old, one is silver, and the other's gold! OOH! GOLD! Oh, I like gold, so pretty and shiny, and- and- VALUABLE. *drools a little*
Marowak: ... o__O
Sudowoodo: Heh heh heh... :D I mean, OF COURSE. BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. >_>
BUSINESS #3 IS UNDERWAY!!! Welcome one and all to Hidden en la Haystack Antiques!
(I'm not usually a fan of Engrish business names, but "in the" made the name one letter too long for Maxis. :P)
Oh, and for anyone reaching generation brown in their awesomesauces, and maybe being a bit intimidated by it, you do NOT have to more than one business. I'M JUST ADDICTED. BECAUSE BUSINESSES ARE ADDICTING. So let's get on with my next fix, shall we? xD
Salesgirl: WHY HELLO THERE! I see you're eyeing this LOVELY DESK. You have GREAT TASTE, MADAME! YOU SHOULD BUY IT RIGHT AWAY.
Fines Morzan (sawcat): ...Wh- Why are you yelling at me? That's no way to sell anything.
Salesgirl: What? But Sudowoodo told me you were hard of hearing!
Sudowoodo (on other side of shop): *snickers*
Salesgirl: Why hellooooo there, pretty lady! May I interest you in a vase? You must need some nice vases to put all those bouquets of flowers you INEVITABLY receive from secret admirers every day!
Katu (katu_sims): ...
Salesgirl: ... You did get them, right?
Katu: Uh- is Sudowoodo here, by any chance? I heard Sudowoodo was supposed to be here... SUDOWOODO?! SUDOWOODO!!!
Salesgirl: Why is she running away? ): KATU! COME BACK! I LOO-OOVE YOUUU!!! *trails after her*
Katu: Oh Sudowoodo, thank goodness I found you! Listen, um, I'm going to go now... Great shop and everything! But BONKERS staff.
Sudowoodo: And for a limited time only, FREE DIRT on all your purchases! Yes, you heard correctly, ladies and gents, NO CHARGE for all that dirt! :D :D :D
Sudowoodo: Yaaaaay DIRT!!! :D :D :D
Salesgirl and Squirtle: OMG FREE DIRT?!! I want some free dirt! Where is something really dirty? I'LL PAY TOP DOLLAR.
Sudowoodo: ...well that's weird.
Sudowoodo: So uh, hey. You're a really bad employee. Yelling at the customers, hitting on the customers, going crazy over free dirt... I'm afraid I have to let you go.
Salesgirl: Hey, no hard feelings, Sudowoodo! Actually, I was wondering if I could set you up with a friend of mine, and since you're not my employer anymore, there won't be any awkwardness. What d'you say?
Sudowoodo: Um, WOW. You're taking this well. Uh, sure. Why not?
Salesgirl: Great! Gotta go. *books it on outta there*
Sudowoodo: Gawd, she's weird.
Sudowoodo: D: D: D: So that's why she left so fast. Not as okay with me firing her as she led me to believe.
Mmhmm... sure, whatever dude.
Sudowoodo: So, this bowl right here would be an EXCELLENT addition to your home. It's rich and colorful, the perfect accent piece for any mantle or coffee table.
Gules Kohler-Wielle (bondchick_nett): It's a BOWL. It the perfect accent piece to cereal or soup.
Sudowoodo: Oh, no! It's full of HISTORY and- and MEANING. People will come into your house and see it, and think, "Wow. That's historical. And MEANINGFUL." They will all admire it and love it, and by extension, you. Also, if you eat out it, the lead in the paint will kill you. So it's a purely decorative bowl anyway.
Gules: THEY'LL LOVE ME?? :D
Gules: I would very much like this manipulative bowl! Also, if you happen to see any more of them, or perhaps a manipulative tea kettle, just give my name to the seller and you'll get a good discount. I have connections. ;D
I love running businesses on community lots. :D SHINY.
LOL MEWTWO. Good witch or not, it's probably best to NOT be stealing her broom. She WILL jinx you. xD
WOO! BEST OF THE BEST AWARD! And dang, she's sure got that undercover thing down, doesn't she? *I* certainly would have never guessed she was an investigative reporter.
Unfortunately the awesomeness of Sudowoodo and her business did not spread throughout the WHOLE town. There were still a couple difficult people who would not submit to her will. :P
Chris (brilliantcat): Pfft, bitch, I ain't buying what you're selling.
Chris: LOL I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT. Hating this place is fun. :D :D *claps happily*
Sudowoodo: I dislike this man.
Munchlax: Hey... don't I know you? You look familiar somehow... like someone I hate...
Sudowoodo: Oh I'm sure that's not true, ma'am. :D How may I help you?
Munchlax: I need a lamp! It gets kind of dark in my house, on account of the complete lack of windows. I mean, YES, I have super vision, but it'd be nice to take a break from it every once in a while, you know?
Sudowoodo: ...yes, of course. Right this way, please. I think I have just the lamp for you!
Munchlax: I SWEAR she looks like someone I don't like...
Ben Long: ...and I'm looking and LOOKING for the little chicken statue, but I couldn't find it anywhere! And your stupid salesgirl just stood there, NOT helping me! She's useless!
Sudowoodo: Yes sir, sorry sir, I'll speak with her about it right away sir.
Ben's opinion. It means nothing. xD
This is about the time I realized I ran out of treasure chests and needed to dig up some more. xD
Didn't find any, but doesn't mean I wasn't still raking in the cash! And thanks to the "not aging on community lots" phenomenon, she's still in her very first week of adulthood! MOGUL, SHE IS.
A pretty mogul. xD Every five or so minutes I'd lose her in the mass of the store, and where would I find her? Checking herself out. xD
Or, uh, being checked out. o_o
Kayla Myrrh (lauriethemuppet): Hmm yes... yes I like this...
O_O Whatcha lookin’ all sneaky and devious there for, missy?
*resigned sigh* Have you no respect for the establishment?
lol. My customers, they do not understand how this business works. Sudowoodo has gotten 4 TVs and 5 computers as gifts for being such a friendly salesperson. xD YET ANOTHER BENEFIT TO WORKING ON A COMMUNITY LOT WHILST HAVING APARTMENT LIFE INSTALLED. Shiny glowy witch spells, and free crap.
AHHH!!! HE RETURNS! RUN AWAAAYYY!!!
Chris: Where oh where is this item that I desire? I simply cannot find it anywhere! I would really appreciate some help in finding this object!
Sudowoodo: Why hello there, lost customer! May I help you find anything?
Chris: Pfft, heck no! I don't need help from /YOU/. I hate you. And this store. I HATE EVERYTHING.
Yeah, well everything hates you too, mister. Bringing down my overall shop rating... >:[
I NEED THOSE STARS FOR MY EVIL PLANS.
LOL HAI KAYLYNN! What are you doing out of Pleasantview?
Sudowoodo: Ever wanted a nice, rich man to shower you with presents? Well then this authentic Father Christmas doll is the way to go! He'll give you chocolates and candy canes and all the sweets you could ever wish for! All he asks is that you call him 'Daddy'.
Kaylynn: OMG I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A SUGAR DADDY!!!
*is ashamed of self for those jokes*
Helpful business tip #732
When your customers just sit around gabbing, or stand around playing kicky bag and stop buying things, but you've still got a lot of daylight left to burn, simply close the shop, wait for them all the leave the lot, and open it right back up! In minutes you'll have a brand new set of customers who will actually buy stuff! Rinse and repeat as necessary!
SEE? SUPER USEFUL TIP. As soon as I shooed away my gabbers, and got some nice sims willing to pay, RANK 10!!! I have /THREE/ top businesses now. :D And all the business perks. *pride*
All there's left to do is appoint a manager...
and head on home! And apparently spring is a TERRIBLE time to plant things. It would /NOT/ stop raining, and everything got water-logged. I was not amused. SO I made Magikarp change the weather and give us some nice clear skies. :D
Muuuch better.
Magikarp: And remember, I can make the clouds come back ANY TIME I WANT, so you best watch yourselves and give me all the delicious tomatoes I want. You hear me?
Marowak: Man, I hope evolving improves my animal magnetism, because going through all of my teenhood without so much as a smooch? That's just SHAMEFUL for a romance sim like myself.
Marowak: Oh yeah, I can feel it. I am WAY SEXY.
OH GOD. NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE MARKED THEM AS FAMILY. NO. AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Marowak has achieved the level of Major Heart-throb! That's fantastic! Life for Marowak just couldn't get any better!"
YEAH. I'LL EFFING BET IT COULDN'T. *dies*
I'd say "Well I hope you're both happy" but from the looks on your faces, I'm guessing that goes without saying. >:[
>_> Yeah... it was first woohoo for both of them. Apparently this is Magikarp's way of getting back at me for letting her have nothing but alien butt sex. WELL I'M VERY SORRY, OKAY?! I THOUGHT YOU LIKED IT. And I suppose it's also Marowak's way of getting back at me for paying so much attention to Sudowoodo and not him. *sigh* Karma, its a bitch.
Yeah, we get it. You're sexy.
And why yes, he DID go off and copulate with his third cousin once removed before I could even give him a makeover. Slut.
YES. LEAVE THIS HOUSE AND NEVER RETURN.
Well, not until your vacation is over, anyway.