The Pokemon Legacy | 4..3
*gasp* An entry actually written by me?? OMG NO WAI! Also, I quite nearly feel like playing again! *glee* I was in a massive group chat with my friends the other day and quite a few of them of them were playing sims and jabbering on about heirs and babies AND I WANTED TO JOIN IN. Just not quite enough to load up the game. xD Enough to crop and edit all these pictures and write an update though! 8D
Meadow: And as you can see here, a LOVELY assortment of magical items, perfect for any newcomer into the craft! We've got all your basics, spellbooks, wands, divining balls...you want it, we got it!
Nett (bondchick_nett): The c- craft? But... isn't that like, like the OCCULT? I- I don't think I want to get involved in the occult... c- cause then bad monsters would come and eat my face, or I would get some terrible curse, or--
Meadow: Nahhh! It's COOL. See, watch. Ommm... yes... yes! My psychic powers are telling me you want to buy something really expensive from me... you sympathize that we work on commission and want to help... OooOOoOOOooo...
Nett: ... I- I think *my* psychic powers are telling me I want to get away from you.
Terrifying the customers has never been so productive. :D And with one business in top form...
It's time to appoint a manager and move on!
And no, I have no idea what all those people in the background are making a fuss about. Kicky bag, maybe.
Welcome to Hidden Treasures Curio Shop! Also known as "Mmm... clutter. :3"
And again, Red (dragancaor) is one of my very first customers! I APPRECIATE YOUR PATRONAGE TO MY ESTABLISHMENTS, RED. Please buy a vase.
Unfortunately, my employees don't appear to like my business as much as my customers do. ;_; Four hours into his first day of work and fuggo shorts here stormed out. OH YEAH?! W- WELL I DIDN'T LIKE YOU ANYWAY. SO THERE.
Sudowoodo: And this vase over here is from the faaaaar reaches of China, and was totally dug up in my backyard shipped here especially for a customer JUST LIKE YOU.
Katu (katu_sims): Ooo... China? I like China.
Sudowoodo: Then you'll like this vase! It's like China in a bottle! Except it's a vase!
Katu: EEEHEHEHE! I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE CHINA IN A BOTTLE VASE!
MUAHAHAHA! She has the big bag. :3
O___O
Um, Nett? I REALLY suggest you hurry up with that register. Katu looks like she's about to smack a bitch if she isn't allowed to buy her China in a Bottle Vase, and RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
Sudowoodo: So... I think you would like this ridiculously expensive treasure chest. It could be of great benefit to you. And stuff.
Q (katu_sims): *skeptical face* Oh, DO enlighten me.
Sudowoodo: Erm... well. It, uh, it gives off a very pleasant, warm glow and makes everyone look amazing. Very flattering.
Q: *exasperated sigh* I am ALWAYS ravishing. I do not need special lighting.
Sudowoodo: Well then... you could, uh, lure people with it? People like shiny stuff...
Q: OMG I COULD LURE PEOPLE IN WITH IT??
Sudowoodo: YES. YES YOU COULD. THEY WOULD COME A-FLOCKING IF YOU HAD A TREASURE CHEST.
Q: You got yourself a deal there, missy! Pleasure doing business with you! *shakes hand very enthusiastically and runs off with her new purchase*
:3 :3 :3 I like the big bag.
Random Employee: SO I HERD U LIKE LURING PPL WITH SHINY THINGS???
Q: WHY YES, YES I DO!!! DO YOU HAVE MOAR SHINY THINGS?
Random Employee: We most certainly do! Come right this way! *beams with the thought of her upcoming commission*
Bah. Nett still sucks at the register. xD
But it didn't do too much harm! OMG YAY BEST OF THE BEST.
Wanda: I like, LOVE this place!! You walk in and its like, WHOA. AWESOME. And then you walk around and everything is STILL awesome, and then you buy it and its like, FREAKING AWESOME.
Chico: IKR?? *starts fanclub*
Sudowoodo: She was right. She didn't need the treasure chest to be dazzling. She practically SPARKLES.
As does my shop. xD TY GOOD WITCH. You're luring in more customers with your shiny things. ^_^
8D 8D 8D
MOAR BIG BAGS!!!
Fines (sawcat): AND THAT IS WHY YOU SHOULD BUY LOADS AND LOADS OF STUFF AT THIS VERY MOMENT.
Sandy: Augh! God! No! Just leave me be! I'm fine, really! I don't need 7 rocks and a tiki idol! REALLY REALLY.
Fines: I'M PRETTY SURE YOU DO. *badgers endlessly*
Fines: And if you look over there you will see an AMAZING bird that I think would be just right for you!
Laurie (lauriethemuppet): ...Dude, is this chick on crack or something? The ~bird~ is right behind me. Any twit could see that. :/
Fines: *babbles on for a couple minutes* ...and so in conclusion, I think you look like JUST the person to appreciate this one of a thousand bird!
Laurie: Really? Cause I think I look like a person who isn't buying your crap. You may GTFO now.
Fines: NO. YOU MUST BUY IT. BUY IT NOW. IT IS PERFECT FOR YOU. ...I work on commission? :(
Laurie: Ugh. GO AWAY. I DON'T WANT THE DAMN BIRD.
Laurie: LOL, I hate this place. :D :D :D
Sudowoodo: *sidles up casually* So... I herd u like... TOUCANS???
Laurie: OMG YAY TOUCANS!!! I FREAKING LOVE TOUCANS!!! WHERE IS THIS TOUCAN YOU SPEAK OF???
Sudowoodo: Right behind you! And it is a high quality, limited edition Toucan, let me tell ya, and I'm sure it would look LOVELY in your home.
LAURIE: TOUUUCAAANNNSSS!!! *rejoices*
Sudowoodo: *totally kicks butt at selling things*
Caitlin (inkspottedtea): Um, hi. Excuse me, I was just looking for a--
Sudowoodo: Fabulous new treasure chest?! Why, I've got one right here! But you gotta hurry! These babies are going fast!
Caitlin: Um, no... I was just here looking for a--
Sudowoodo: Oh c'mon, you KNOW you want it. Its so bright and colorful and SHINY. Everyone likes shiny things!
Sudowoodo: /SHINY/ /THINGS/ >: [
Cailtin: @_@ shiiinyyy...
Sudowoodo: So, what d'you say?
Caitlin: I have seen the light! And the sparkles! And some shiny little starburst things that won't go away... like those ones you get when someone takes your picture with a flash? And.. uh... *trails off* I'LL TAKE IT!
Sudowoodo: *cackles evilly under her breath*
Fines: SHINY!
Caitlin: EEE!!! I &hearts SHINY! *totally buys a second treasure chest*
Oh Caitlin... >_<;;
Random Displeased Customer: Okay, seriously. This chick SUCKS. All she does is yell at the customers and demand they buy stuff. And half an hour ago? I actually saw her run up to the register line and PUT A ROCK IN SOMEONE'S BAG. That is not the proper way to run a business! Sneaking stuff into people's bags...
Sudowoodo: I appreciate the feedback sir, and though I doubt the problem is that severe, I will certainly mention it to he-- oh who am I kidding? She really does suck. She'll be gone by the end of the day.
Entire Store: *cheers*
Sudowoodo: So, hey... um. Everyone hates you and they want you gone.
Fines: WHAT?! No one hates me! I am thirty and flirty and fabulous and- and- and--
Sudowoodo: Totally fired? Yeah.
Fines: *runs out of the store crying* I HATED THIS PLACE ANYWAY!!! You had a TERRIBLE employee discount.
I told you everyone was pleased about her leaving. Once she stopped hassling everyone, the gold stars came FLYING in. 8D
Sudowoodo: Okay, now this is a GOOD BUSINESS. I worked very hard on getting it to where it is today. Try not to cause it any serious damage in my absence, got that?
Areli (simkittensims): Teehee! Okay. :3
Well, despite Sudowoodo's MANY MANY days away from home running and managing her businesses, not much has changed. At all.
Not even a little bit. xD
Seaking: MAGIKARP, GET DOWN HERE AND STAY DOWN HERE. There are plenty of great things down here on earth. Get some hobbies or something. Or a man! Maybe some good loving would keep you here.
Seaking: I know it keeps me here. :3
Very nice, guys. Doing it in the wedding pavilion. CLASSY.