I like our GPS widget a whole bunch - it's darn handy for finding your way around.
Especially if you didn't grow up here: directions from locals at gas stations tend to sound like
go down the road, over the hill to the first stop-and-go light, then left 'till you get to the big diary farm with the green (not red) barn and it's a mile past that
You're lookin' fer whare? Oh aye, warll, ye've come th' wrong way entoiyerly. Go back th' way ye come, fer abart three an' an 'alf moils, then ye'll see a road on yer roight. Ye don't take thart road, cos thart'll lead ye down t' Mr Brigg's farm. Instead ye keeps straight orn, under t' railway bridge as was, 'cept th' bridge ain't there n'more, but ye'll see where it were. Then turn left after the dog 'n' duck... Oh 'ang on a sec', they re named th' dog 'n' duck... Now what be it now...? Ar, Oi remember, it be the Fox an' 'ounds... Then ye takes a left by the post orffice, follow that road fer about foive moils, an' turn right. Now, if ye comes t' th' railway station then ye've gone too far. Ye needs te turn round an' come back, an take the second left. Not the first left, moind, cos that'll go inta th' station car park... Now, ye wants te look out fer a big green buildin'. That aint it, but the moment ye see the big green buildin' turn sharp left, an it'll be roight in front of ye. Ye can't miss it...That sort of thing, yes? And of
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Hope Connies better soon, may be lay off the dreaded weed for a bit!!!!! turning on the right there is yes! Got a navigo for pennys 18th (29th may)only cost 59 from ebuyer. got to think of something else now to go with it!!!
Thanks. I'll pass your best wishes on. She has cut down considerably since moving here - she only smokes four or five a day now - unless work gets her all tense.
Well if put Yoda on your sat-nav do you, expect things like that you must, hmmm? Especially as to the darkside it has gone over...
[Hooo-Kssssh-Hoooo-Kssssh-Hooo-Ksssh] Tom-Tom, You are my son...!
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Especially if you didn't grow up here: directions from locals at gas stations tend to sound like
go down the road, over the hill to the first stop-and-go light, then left 'till you get to the big diary farm with the green (not red) barn and it's a mile past that
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turning on the right there is yes! Got a navigo for pennys 18th (29th may)only cost 59 from ebuyer. got to think of something else now to go with it!!!
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Well if put Yoda on your sat-nav do you, expect things like that you must, hmmm? Especially as to the darkside it has gone over...
[Hooo-Kssssh-Hoooo-Kssssh-Hooo-Ksssh] Tom-Tom, You are my son...!
How about a road atlas for when it breaks down?
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