ok...that's 2 threesomes in a month's time...this must be a sign of the apocalypse...this last one isn't too much to brag about, though...

My drought is over...thank god...

Here are a few of the better pictures we took at the Pink concert in Philly Saturday night...we had so much fun!



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Last night's Madonna concert was awesome! This time I actually got to take some decent pictures of it, as opposed to the last one where she was nothing but a speck onstage...here are the best ones...by the way, you need to click the picture to enlarge them...they're easier to see that way...



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By the end of this month, I'll be able to take the preverbial jagged piece of plywood and lodge it into RadioShack's collective rectum. I've endured 6 years of the Hell they've put me through, and it's time we part ways. I got official word today that I've been hired at J.B. Robinson (a jewelry store in the mall). It'll be a significant pay ( Read more... )

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I forgot to mention, that April and I are now officially going to see Madonna in concert July 13th in Philadelphia. It's gonna be great! Three days later, Pink will be performing at the 9:30 Club in Washington DC, so it's going to be pretty hard to top that week for me!

Let me start off by apologizing for my running theme of posts about shit. However, I can't help the things that happen to me when they do. That said, I'm standing outside of work yesterday, smoking a cigarette. This guy is walking into the mall and for some reason he's watching me, like he knew something was about to happen. Suddenly I feel ( Read more... )

I'm currently watching an infomercial advertising Colon Cleansing. The guy's saying it's a "new lifestyle" and almost treating it like it's a cult. He calls it "The Almighty Cleanse." He says if you don't get it cleansed regularly, you'll have a "rope" of rubber tube-like substance come out of your ass and you have to physically pull it out. ( Read more... )

Recently it's come to my attention that everybody forgot how to flush the toilet when they are finished using it. Why is it that everywhere i go i have to flush the toilet before and after i use it? It's happening at home and at work...where did all this laziness come from? Is it that hard??? That is all...