John Moore (x-posted to john_moore_says)"Buy Miller's beer. It makes you drunk ( Read more... )

Moore sayeth: (x-posted to john_moore_says)

"A hungry alpha swallows 'em down, with only a circumflex accent to show for it. Like a huge burp."

Rohrbacherism: "I've got your virtue right here!" (on the osmosis of love and virtue...and fluids and such ( Read more... )

ROHRBACHERISMS!"What if Socrates is his [Aristophanes] soul mate? That would be kind of an eight-limbed monster that would be fun to hang around ( Read more... )

"...if I can speak for him [Michel Foucault], and since he's dead I guess I can ( Read more... )

"Come to my room in half an hour...and bring some rye bread." (the Man who Came to Dinner)

Ok, just stumbled across these. Wish I had the quote about the Athenian-style democratic state of Rohrbacherstan, but I don't. Oh well ( Read more... )

John Moore sayeth: "Do you have an iota subscript?"

"Now you've entered into a whole new arena of comic possibility that the average person is denied."

"He's my model in many ways. He's the most absent-minded person I know."

David Rohrbacher speaketh thus: "Don't punch my face, please punch his ( Read more... )

John Moore-style Silly: "This is where it went wrong. Right here! Fundamentalism creeping RIGHT IN!"

"Outside the wall with you. But first--put some clothes on! [...] Who told you you were naked? God hates knowledge in humans. [laughs] [...] Wouldn't it have been fun not to know that you were naked?"

David Rohrbacher-style Silly: "It's like ( Read more... )

Ok, so no one will possibly appreciate this on the level I do because no one else is an LBC AND a Prince of Tennis fan, but still. Hilarious. "Hey Driver" + Prince of Tennis. Ahhh, good times. Couldn't stop laughing.

"It's the wrong way to make war! Don't just kill people, steal their stuff!" ~~ John Moore