Yo.
John Moore (x-posted to john_moore_says):
"Buy Miller's beer. It makes you drunk!"
"Language is adjusted by them to make it easier to sell the absurd."
"Isn't it funny how nobody quotes god...and when they do, it's scoundrels like myself, atheists using it as literature. And when they do, nobody gets it!"
"That's what I do, I try to create people with whom I can have a conversation."
"You could be prime minister of Germany, or you could be shot!"
David Rohrbacher:
"We're laughing about it 'cause we're immature."
"I don't think she [Aphrodite] came down in a flapping penis-mobile." (on the Latin penis/sparrow euphemism)
"I dunno, here's a gorilla."
"[Olisboi] pop up a lot...Let's say more than the word 'dildo' in the collected works of John Milton."
"Well, I guess we can talk about penises now."
"Things that are small and delicate are prettier than things that are big and...dangly."
"You can't say 'the penis got stuck in the vagina' so you say 'the banana got stuck in the tail pipe'."
"...medieval Ugandan sex..."
"Buy Miller's beer. It makes you drunk!"
"Language is adjusted by them to make it easier to sell the absurd."
"Isn't it funny how nobody quotes god...and when they do, it's scoundrels like myself, atheists using it as literature. And when they do, nobody gets it!"
"That's what I do, I try to create people with whom I can have a conversation."
"You could be prime minister of Germany, or you could be shot!"
David Rohrbacher:
"We're laughing about it 'cause we're immature."
"I don't think she [Aphrodite] came down in a flapping penis-mobile." (on the Latin penis/sparrow euphemism)
"I dunno, here's a gorilla."
"[Olisboi] pop up a lot...Let's say more than the word 'dildo' in the collected works of John Milton."
"Well, I guess we can talk about penises now."
"Things that are small and delicate are prettier than things that are big and...dangly."
"You can't say 'the penis got stuck in the vagina' so you say 'the banana got stuck in the tail pipe'."
"...medieval Ugandan sex..."