How to Survive the Reign of the She-Devil

[silja_b]

Title: How to Survive the Reign of the She-Devil, or How House Learned to Stop Worrying and Use a Ballpoint Pen
Pairing: House/Red Lolly FTW! No, there's no Inanimate Object Kink here. Just crack.
Disclaimer: I'm relieved to say that I don't own House, Cuddy, the She-Devil, Nurse Ratched or the Much-Abused Friend. Or a copy of the Worst-Case

Comments

[pwcorgigirl]

3. Never, ever hand Kutner the paddles. You'll be electrocuted and contrary to popular claims, that hurts.

Upon reading that line, I got a stitch from laughing so hard, and continued to do so with an unfortunately loud bray at the line "passive agressive sandwich making". This is magnificent Gold Medal-winning crack (if there ever is a Crack!fic Olympics, which there should be).

[silja_b]

Hehehe. I love that I made you bray. And there should be a Crack!Fic Olypmics. There'd be events like 100m dash-while-howling-like-a-hyena.

[joe_pike_junior]

Yes. And pun tennis.

[silja_b]

Yes, mustn't forget the subtle art of pun tennis.

[joe_pike_junior]

What to do if a vengeful cop is targeting you

1. Ignore it.
2. Ignore it.
3. Ignore it.
4. Go to rehab.
5. Ignore it.

Hee, hee hee.

[silja_b]

Thanks.

[kidsnurse]

this? is brilliant. and makes me very, very happy that i officially declared today a "reading" day for myself, instead of a "writing" day.

did i mention that this is brilliant? and btw, what's the best way to clean sprayed-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar from a laptop screen? ;)

[silja_b]

Did I mention I'm soooo happy you think so? *g*

btw, what's the best way to clean sprayed-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar from a laptop screen?

Um...babywipes?

[u_fisch]

Great idea!
That is sooo typical House for the Lord and Master. I love it!

[silja_b]

Thanks *g*

I've recently gorged myself on Dr Who so I'm sort of sad I put Master in there because I keep hearing Scissor Sisters when I see it.

[poeia]

Okay. A million giggles, titters and laughs.
Big, hyena laughs -
5. Nuclear Imaging quantum tunnels to the third floor every other Wednesday.
1. PPTH has a dedicated diagnostic team headed by Dr. House ----.Good try
3. Call housekeeping. (When patient throws self off balcony.)
How to recognize renegade psychiatric patients Entire section.

Oh, and House says he is "almost always eventually right." (I watched No Reason last night.)

[silja_b]

I have to live with my favourite teapot quantum tunnelling to the staff tearoom every so often. It must be a hospital thing. It's also a bloody annoying thing.

Oh, and House says he is "almost always eventually right." (I watched No Reason last night.)

Oh, crap. Ehm, my defence? *thinks hard* Aha! Cuddy wasn't in the room when he said it. She wasn't even in his brain *g*

[silja_b]

You win at life.

Thanks *g*