Hello, hello! Just another reminder that I've relocated to identity. This journal will serve some purpose other than decaying if you're interested in keeping it on your friends list; it's just undetermined as of yet.

i have a new journal. i can't promise i'll update often, but i would definitely appreciate some reads on my friends list. any takers?

comments 0-8: added!

I am convinced that tumble dryers get hungry occasionally and thus eat my socks.

I feel disrespected or excluded or something.

Shout-out to my #novachat peeps. Holla!

godddddd i am never writing a research paper ever again. i'm probably not sleeping tonight. it's 3:40. i guess i shouldn't have procrastinated, but i'll never learn. :(

You know what's really strange? Looking up the day of the week your birthday will fall on in 2099 and knowing you won't exist. I'd turn 110 on a Monday.

Hooray, five-day weekend.

It's a wee bit chilly outside. How about you, fellow U.S. residents? How's the weather over there?

Dear Friends List,

Greetings from the future, and Happy New Year! I believe I've already left the majority of you comments. May your resolutions be accomplished or increased (unless yours is already greater than 1024x768, in which case, dieplzkthx).

Love (in the awesome),
Mr. Abdul from Dell Computer

( What do you get when you mix a chicken with a ghost? )