HOLY F-N HEARTBURN.

God, No one mention food to me EVER again.

I feel like I am going to VOMIT! UNLEASH MY INSIDES! HURL! UP-CHUCK!

for the love of christ!

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Eww! Stop bitching!

We watched a video today all about how Unions were evil and if a Union Member approached us to not accept their literature because we, the family of the biggest corporation in the modern world, have the open door policy. Let us celebrate and cap off the day by placing our letters on our nametags...learning the modern marvel of the technique called ( Read more... )

I THINK I HAVE THE MUMPS ( Read more... )

SO, after endless job searching..I have an interview somewhere.

I look awesome right now. Wish me luck.

new journal: orange_kangaroo

I want to beat people with loaves of french bread covered in margarine. And i am talking about Premium french bread, maybe from Paiellis coupled with I can't believe it's not butter margarine. And then when said people are on the ground, I would kindly pour smuckers jam on them and remind them how much I rule because I think of these things and how ( Read more... )

"The average person considers their life boring or uninspiring ( Read more... )