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I want to beat people with loaves of french bread covered in margarine. And i am talking about Premium french bread, maybe from Paiellis coupled with I can't believe it's not butter margarine. And then when said people are on the ground, I would kindly pour smuckers jam on them and remind them how much I rule because I think of these things and how much they suck because they are getting said things done to them. And then I would revel in my awesomeness for a bit, maybe do a jig and one of those silhouetted against a bright sun jumps in the air coupled with a right on time high five and then steal these margarine jam infested douchebag's cars and ride off into the sunset with a bit of vivaldi blaring out of the speakers cranked at full blast with the windows down. And then when I got home I would retreat to the kitchen, make the largest chocolate chip cookie you have ever seen in your life...maybe like the one's they sell at Mrs. Fields and a hot bowl of chicken noodle soup very comparable to the soup they sell at panera and call it a day.
Good night.
Good night.