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I could have eaten the entire thing.
Tonight I ate 2/3 loaf of Italian bread by the handful on the way home from the store, and now there is a chocolate cake in the oven. Tonight I checked my bank account. It was a much smaller number than I had calculated. Unfortunately, it was correct ( Read more... ) -
I hate my job.
Customer: I just don't like red wine. Do you know why that is ( Read more... ) -
Is this thing on?
Facebook ate me. But here's a Neil Gaiman quote:
"The Newbery Award for The Graveyard Book continues to do good things. Bookshops are getting their copies with the gold medal on the cover, it's selling like (I'd say hot cakes, but I've honestly never seen people going "are these cakes hot? Then I will buy all of them!" in real life) and it's ( Read more... ) -
Saint Valentine may have been a cool guy, but I sure hate his holiday.
I'm considering a solo adventure to the mall tomorrow to hopefully remedy the dire drabness of my wardrobe, and as I hate driving I thought I'd try to convince my mother she needed things and should come along on her day off. A convincing argument is a sale at Bath&Body Works so I pulled the website and discovered they have divided their fragrance ( Read more... ) -
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Happy Birthday, Josh!! (As a gift I promise not to send any terrible wedding links today.) -
It will probably only make sense to me anyway.
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Well, that sure was a year all right.
I haven't written any checks yet because I have lost my credit card bill, so already 2009 is an awful lot like 2008. That said, my point is I haven't the need to write the date, and therefore it might as well be last year ( Read more... ) -
John and Me vs. Christmas Music
Scene: In the car on the way to mom's house for Christmas dinner.
Characters: JOHN, Bah! AMY, Humbug! KATE, Yay! Christmas music!
KATE: Let's listen to Christmas music!
Opening notes of dreaded 'Simply Having Written the Worst Christmas Song Ever' thread from the speakers.
AMY: GODDAMMIT NO. NO NO NO. TURN IT OFF.
JOHN:(turns up radio)
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Dad and Me versus Christmas Music
Me: This song is called "David Grishman Ruins Christmas."
Dad: "God Ruin Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Me: Oh lor, it's the Country Gentlemen again, singing a dirge for the three kings
Dad: God himself could sing that and it would still be terrible
I'm going back to the reggae station.