So today i was supposed to give blood but my hemoglobin (iron) level was a 37 and you needed a 38 to give blood. God damnit, then the stupid old woman was mean and told me to go sit down and eat some cookies and juice. I was like why don't you get down on your knees and have sex w/my penis. I don't really have a penis i just like saying the word in
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