And this is why I cannot take your story seriously.

[silentstep]

Am reading a story with a character who affects faux-Shakespearean language. Like, all the time. He's supposed to be a theater major with a minor in dance.
a.) I know next to nothing about dance, so when I can tell you're getting stuff wrong, there is a problem
and b.) HOLY HELL, PLEASE FIX YOUR ELIZABETHAN ENGLISH. PLEASE. If you are calling

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[daria234]

thanks for the werewolf ryan and the cosi 4some solution :) this post was creative and made me smile

[silentstep]

eeeeeeee so did this comment. :)