Loki, Q, and Discord should meet.

Maybe others? Suggestions?

Goodbye.

Today I drew butterflies on my apron with sparkly puffy paint, and then I bought an x-acto knife and, after several experiments with coffee and fire that did not work, burned the word "embers" into a sheet of watercolor paper.

I AM TOTALLY AWESOME.

I am considering buying another pumpkin later and going to town.

Goodbye.

So last week the Germans were here, and my parents sat down with them to watch an old family video of my sister Mical's high school German project that she did with her friend Marie Aguchi, who had a younger sister (Marilyn) a few years younger than me. The assignment was to make a commercial, and they decided to do one for a remote-controlled ( Read more... )

Am reading a story with a character who affects faux-Shakespearean language. Like, all the time. He's supposed to be a theater major with a minor in dance.
a.) I know next to nothing about dance, so when I can tell you're getting stuff wrong, there is a problem
and b.) HOLY HELL, PLEASE FIX YOUR ELIZABETHAN ENGLISH. PLEASE. If you are calling ( Read more... )

By rights there should be photographic evidence. I will, perhaps, borrow someone's camera and add pictures, because wow I am kind of dreading what Rarity (poor, poor Rarity) is going to look like in an hour, and you all need to be sharing my pain ( Read more... )