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[smile_da]

[The video is sideways, as the phone was laid on its side. That doesn't change the fact that it's been angled, maybe even purposely, toward the open door of the bathroom. At the moment, there's a very large country man destroying the porcelain of the sink, just by putting all his weight and strength into pounding it off of its supports. It takes

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[ino_thehbic]

Welcome! [ It's said in a somewhat sarcastic fashion that only a teenage girl could pull off. ]

~[VIDEO]~

[smile_da]

[His childish voice holds a thick Russian accent. He pretends not to hear the sarcasm for now, but he's still upset at the fact that he doesn't know where he is and frankly he thinks he's been captured by America. But he has no idea who this girl is.]

I read brochure. Tell me, do you know where America is~? Because dis sounds a lot like American place, da?

[grips the pipe in his hand, vid's not sideways anymore. And he's still smiling.]

[ video ] PFFFF. I WANT TO APP AMERICA SO BAD STILL<3

[ino_thehbic]

America?

[ She knew that America was a country, thanks to her need to know everything about this new world. But... what was he asking?

Have a confused Ino, who can hardly understand your accent and not knowing why you're smiling. This is Hell, dude. Look around. ]

~[VIDEO]~

[smile_da]

Da. America. Did you not hear correctly? Where is he, and when did he decide to go so far as to declare war upon Russia again, hmm~?

{voice}

[angelic_phale]

Erm...was it really neccessary to destroy the sink, dear?

~[VIDEO]~

[smile_da]

...who is dis, now? You have t'eh same accent as England! So he's in on dis, too, is he?

[His smile is growing colder by the minute, an evil glint in those 'child's' eyes.]

{voice}

[angelic_phale]

...England? I do have a british accent, but I'm afraid I haven't a clue what you're talking about...

[You're freaking him out a little with that smile...]

~[VIDEO]~

[smile_da]

...neit'er did other girl I spoke wit'.

[have a cute confused look instead, then.]

[~*~VIDEO~*~]

[upyourscolonel]

How very macho of you. The hell did you say?

~[VIDEO]~

[smile_da]

I said hello~

[The smile's still about his face and now he's confused. What was with all these civilians talking to him? Where was America? And England? Weren't they the ones who captured him? ...how confusing...]

Why do I suddenly t'ink that I am not where I t'ink I am....?

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[upyourscolonel]

Because. There's a good chance that you're probably not where you think you are. None of us know how we got here.

~[VIDEO]~

[smile_da]

[Yes, the icon does depict what he looks like right now]

The blonde girly who tried to feed me to the blind dogs just now said t'at we were brought here by somet'ing called Order~

[Said way too cheerfully, like there's nothing wrong with this picture, no, don't mind him...]

[Voice] OMG RUSSIA!!!! *so excited*

[heroofmilk]

Hello? Is there another new person around?

~[VIDEO]~

[smile_da]

Not person. Am country. Name is Russia~

How many more times must I explain....

~[VIDEO]~ No, Link will NEVER get it...

[heroofmilk]

Country?

But...I see a person! How can a person be a country?

~[VIDEO]~ Pfff I bet not. Poor dude.

[smile_da]

[says it a bit slower]

...because I am not person. I am just country.

...you heff funny ears~!

[said joyously - color him amused XD]