the tamagotchi will speak to no one today! he does not even read your paper, anyway.

it was not posed, it messed me up, it was her recording herself whisper "what’s it worth to me." thinking one thought, the advice to be OK. break into children’s hospital crying out DON'T FUCK WITH ME, DON'T FUCK WITH ME. & i broke up without a note, & i broke up behind your house, & i broke up ( Read more... )

one particular spider, who's parents had named ira, fell out of his mother's arms & became lost inside the giant insect hospital. since mother spiders give birth to so many babies at one time, it is exceedingly difficult to keep track of all of them, & sometimes a baby will get lost without its mother ever being aware of its absence. ira was just ( Read more... )

DIRTY DUSTIN HOFFMAN NEEDS A BATH