And think about the odds! A house in which someone was just brutally murdered is probably THE ONE PLACE ON EARTH you can be absolutely sure you won't get murdered!
A-are-re you sure? *twitches the lace curtains nervously* There's a legend somewhere saying there has to have been at least one death in every house (except really new ones). It never specified what kind of death 0_o (Also hello you! I have not been on enough recently, how've you been? :D)
I think that's probably true! Not that death is so very scary. I mean, a chicken had to die to make that sandwich you're eating, and you're most likely not worried about it haunting you, are you? XD
I've been good. Fighting a losing battle against my predilection for slacking off, but... good. XD
...When you put it like that, I hate to think of how big the flock of ghost chickens following me is! And damn that slacking off! It always manages to get the upper hand somehow :/ Good you are good though!
SHIT NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!111 I guess then I'd spend the money I saved on rent for really specific death traps. Like the 300advanced speshul Staple-to-wall-and-Monologue-to-death machine :D
But for the previous owner to have saved enough money on the rent to afford the traps...another murder would have to have taken place previously to lower the house value... So basically it's a huge cycle of the houses owners being killed off. Presumably by people who want it to have lower rent rates. 0-0 Call the FBI.
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There's a legend somewhere saying there has to have been at least one death in every house (except really new ones). It never specified what kind of death 0_o
(Also hello you! I have not been on enough recently, how've you been? :D)
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I've been good. Fighting a losing battle against my predilection for slacking off, but... good. XD
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And damn that slacking off! It always manages to get the upper hand somehow :/ Good you are good though!
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I guess then I'd spend the money I saved on rent for really specific death traps. Like the 300advanced speshul Staple-to-wall-and-Monologue-to-death machine :D
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So basically it's a huge cycle of the houses owners being killed off. Presumably by people who want it to have lower rent rates.
0-0 Call the FBI.
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