Wow. I dunno. Hi.

>_>

Merry Chrimbo, everyone. If you go to a restaurant today (namely the cheesecake factory in Palo Alto) and you have a charming young persian man serving you, tip him very well because he's working on Christmas Eve as a request from his boss ( Read more... )

Dude, I'm posting this entry from a bus. Modern technology is nuts.

OH OH BY THE WAY.... JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW....

Being a republican does not make you a realist. I would argue that it makes you an idiot. However, I'm just going to settle for it not making you a realist. I'm tired of idiots calling democrats idealists and conservatives crediting themselves with being the real, level-headed ones.

I have a new laptop and it's sexy. IBM/Lenovo laptops are just sexxxxxxxxxxx(xxx ( Read more... )

I TEACH KIDS SCIENCE.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW SCIENCE.

HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW

Merry Christmas, everyone.

ITT, Christmas is a MONEY SUCKING VACUUM.

HELLO WORLD!

On top of starting a huge LJ chain that everyone is now in love with, I'd like to direct you to a post that everyone should note... Watch all three videos.

I <3 Stephen Colbert.

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