Picspam, go-to-hell-Dean-Spanos edition

[sigma7]

So I think Shit My Dad Says creator and San Diego Chargers fan Justin Halperin eloquently and concisely encapsulated my reaction to the news of BRING ME THE SKULL OF Norv Turner and AJ Smith being rehired:

OH MY FUCKING GOD. I DON'T EVEN- WHAT FUCKING GOD DAMMIT GODFUCKSeriously, do that for about three hours as loud as you can in your head and

Comments

[patchsassy]

I WANT THAT WALL. I would never sleep though.

[sigma7]

Baseplates aren't cheap, but I would still totally adore that wall. I would put so much Lego on it that the house would cave in. Though I'd probably build over the window. I hate windows.

[dvandom]

Awwww, owl wants hug. Demands it, in fact. Fox will have to wait turn.

[vulpisfoxfire]

I don't get the Wal-mart self-serve checkout one. :-/

[kateshort]

Probably, the bag itself was the "unexpected item."

[sigma7]

I've run into that self-checkout thing a few times (not necessarily at Volde-Mart); it demands you scan your item. You scan it. It demands you place it in the bag. You do. It freaks out because there's something in the bag. And you're all like, hey, you're the one who told me to put it in the bag, HAL, and then it starts braying for an associate to assist, and you're all like, hey, if I wanted to interact with a person, I wouldn't be in this lane to begin with.

Like, you know. Totally. Obvy. Kewl. Sometimes I can't help writing that way.

[daethkow]

Fear and Loathing on Oa, the lost work by Hunter S. Thompson.

And the Buddha one made me lulz.