Picspam, go-to-hell-Dean-Spanos edition
So I think Shit My Dad Says creator and San Diego Chargers fan Justin Halperin eloquently and concisely encapsulated my reaction to the news of BRING ME THE SKULL OF Norv Turner and AJ Smith being rehired:
OH MY FUCKING GOD. I DON'T EVEN- WHAT FUCKING GOD DAMMIT GODFUCK
Seriously, do that for about three hours as loud as you can in your head and that's where my internal monologue went. But it merely postpones the inevitable. I can haz skull.
No original content contained herein and no ownership implied; all material ganked from the farthest reaches of the Internets. If unsatisfied with picspam, please return unused portion of post for a full refund. Use only as directed. If symptoms persist, see a doctor. For a free written transcript, hit CTRL-P. So my prediction is that Norv Turner will finally get fired on Dec. 21, 2012, and then his unholy masters reclaim him from this mortal realm, and that is what causes the apocalypse. Is there a more likely outcome in the AFC West next year than ultimate victory going to agents and minions of perpetual darkness (but not quite as unholy as the Raiders)? I think not.
OH MY FUCKING GOD. I DON'T EVEN- WHAT FUCKING GOD DAMMIT GODFUCK
Seriously, do that for about three hours as loud as you can in your head and that's where my internal monologue went. But it merely postpones the inevitable. I can haz skull.
No original content contained herein and no ownership implied; all material ganked from the farthest reaches of the Internets. If unsatisfied with picspam, please return unused portion of post for a full refund. Use only as directed. If symptoms persist, see a doctor. For a free written transcript, hit CTRL-P. So my prediction is that Norv Turner will finally get fired on Dec. 21, 2012, and then his unholy masters reclaim him from this mortal realm, and that is what causes the apocalypse. Is there a more likely outcome in the AFC West next year than ultimate victory going to agents and minions of perpetual darkness (but not quite as unholy as the Raiders)? I think not.