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[sigma7]

In case you missed it, the difficult times hounding print journalism has claimed another victim, as The Onion has been sold to Chinese corporation Yu Wan Mei, prominent purveyor of powerful fish-related products. Don't miss any of today's stories, including Potato-Faced Youngster Lauded For Memorizing Primitive 26-Character Alphabet, Nothing At

Comments

[nute]

Good to know they're in the hands of someone whose "bloodline is pure".

(read the YuWanMei site)

[sigma7]

I liked their products and subsidiaries page -- I was finding them merely amusing until I saw "freecreditreport.com" and that made it perfect.