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blemt July 4 2009, 23:21:56 UTC
I was just about to post this.

Honest to god...It's end of days man..

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gloomchen July 4 2009, 23:32:37 UTC
Can I punch that anchor guy? WTF asking the reporter about suspects and shit when she's said 12 times that the police have released zero information. Sometimes you have to deviate from the teleprompter to compensate for questions already answered, r-tard.

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sigma7 July 5 2009, 00:06:55 UTC
Oh, that poor man. I've never seen him before (but then my intake of ESPN is a fraction what it once was), but you know he's gotta be thinking "Okay, Fourth of July, s'okay, quiet, some tennis, hot-dog eating contest, that's about...wait, what? Who with a what? You want me to read...sure. Just throw it up on the prompter and...can I go home now?"

Swear to God, it's like the last few weeks have just been the result of a random-headline generator or something.

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beagle1971 July 5 2009, 00:28:45 UTC
I fear for Abe Vigoda, survivor of two attempted early departures by the media.

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patchsassy July 5 2009, 03:11:48 UTC
Yeah, I'm wavering between the girl's husband or a drug deal gone bad.

I went to go look for pictures on the AP wire and seriously, there were about four pictures of him playing (one horizontal, which is what I needed for our tiny-ass page three) and the rest of people standing around the condo. Thanks, AP. You suck as usual.

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