si je donnais à u une fleur pour chaque fois I considéré u… vous marcheriez dans un sans fin faites du jardinage de mon adoration

It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy...

A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

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 66 weeks since i last posted , whoa that doesn't seem that long but poof time is gone .Happy 420 evrybody may life bring you roses without the pricks

Sadly Lilly Munster Passed Away ..She was 84 and quite a prolific actor beyond the munsters.But she still made a cool Lilly..

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/10/obit.decarlo.ap/index.html

Ok so i was challenged to come up with top 5 songs i remember from when i was a kid

5 dead kennedys : too drunk to fuck
4 Black Flag ; slip it in
3 skinny Puppy ; First aid
2circle JeRkS  ; Killing fer jesus
1Celtic Frost : Danse macabre

Well holy shit ,its almost christmass.Not like im a christian ,but i do like this whole giveing and being tolerant of each other.Well at this wonderful time of the year the major companies all release new shit.Well this is the shit
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So i have come to the conclusion that the world is fucked.See after a string of not so successful relationships i just decided to give up dateing.Little did i know that as soon as you actually do this it seems out of the wood work all these potential girl friend s appear.i Am quite aware that there is a drive in both sexes to try to get what they ( Read more... )

Quote of the day

I would rather listen to a thousand American Idol rejects screeching out the lyrics to whichever mediocre song they decide to butcher simutaniously at 190 decibles for 24 consecutive hours whilst someone released a family of rabid badgers suffed with dynamite loose in my pants

If people like me named movies, the titles would be a lot more discriptive of the actual movie. None of this artsy fartsy crap where you have no idea what the movie is about. So here are some suggestions of what some movies should have been named.......(I stole them from SomethingAwful.com, please dont sue me!)

Twister should have been....


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stolen from somebody else
Current mood:
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