An American businessman in Glasgow walked into a restaurant and
asked the waitress what the special was. "Roast and rice," the
Scottish miss replied in a heavy brogue.

"You certainly do roll your R's," the businessman observed.

"I suppose," she giggled, beginning to blush, "but only when I
wear high heels."

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MS ing

The residents of Silicon Valley are more confused than usual after a billboard campaign by the National Multiple Sclerosis Society of America.

One of the ads uses the slogan "MS: It's not a software company" exploiting the fame of a certain company to draw attention to an altogether worthier cause. Requests to comment on the campaign have ( Read more... )

Hi all

As I have just joined this group i thought I would stop by and say Hi to all.

My name is Squiffy and I am the webmaster and discussion board administrator for the Multiple Sclerosis Resource Centre (MSRC) here in the UK. If you would like to have a peek at our website you can find it at http://www.msrc.co.uk/ as well as a 3000+ page website we ( Read more... )

your final warning my lame-ass introductary post.

I actually got to use one of my T-shirts the other day. I was talking to a friend of mine else where (yes, my Moni, I do have other friends... I suppose...) and they made a comment about how plain-as-day fucking crazy I was, and about chilling or you're gonna get your ass kicked, and I grinned and ( Read more... )

Me: I still haven't received my stuff from the ME/CFS society. That's so weird, it's been like three weeks since I paid my membership.
Girlfriend: You know why? Because it's a society run by sick people. They're all too damn sore and tired to get to the letterbox to send anything.

This will keep you busy for a while, trying to outsmart your own foot. I tried for sometime to prove it wrong and I couldnt so it either cant be done or I am just weird ( Read more... )