Just finished the Harry Potter book. Found it a bit far fetched... Flying
cars and magic - OK, but a ginger kid with 2 friends? Come on...


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tell her your plans...


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Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could ( Read more... )

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 Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing standing up.

Finklestein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell his wife?"

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A group of tourists were watching the re-enactment of an
ancient Egyptian religious ritual. One turned to a nearby
local, pointed to the statue that was being praised and
asked, "Pardon me, but what was the name of that god
supposed to be?"

"Why do you ask?" the man replied.

The tourist shrugged. "Just idol curiosity, I guess."

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Is it just me, or is there tumbleweed blowing through this forum??????


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One for the boys.....enjoy lads!

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Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When they ran into each other later, the first old lady said to the second, "My! Did you see that statue of the naked man back there ( Read more... )