1st Chain: Voice Post

[sickandchained]

--never even seen one'nna these things 'fore...Ronnie, where are you when I need ya..oh, shit--a light's on..what the fuck does that mean...

Hello?

Goddamn computers and shit--hello? I ain't all smart about this crap, but where's that batshit crazy coon took me now?

Goddamn it, HELLO?!! There better be someone out there, Or I'm gon' go fuckin' crazy.

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Comments

[bo0_do0]

I just fucking got here, and someone's already leaving me presents?

Well, well, well...

[bo0_do0]

Bawwww. Scared, now?

And so tough a few minutes ago...

[sickandchained]

Fuck you, mister. Fucking FUCK you.

[bo0_do0]

Wouldn't that be nice?

[sickandchained]

Shut up.

[bo0_do0]

Only because you asked so nicely.

[sickandchained]

[childish huff]

[dark_butler]

I think I can change that opinion for you.

[bo0_do0]

JEEVES, MY MAN!

[dark_butler]

Jeeves?

Shouldn't you be running home to tend to a sick kitten?

[bo0_do0]

...the fuck would I do that for? Nevermind.

How much did you miss me, Gramps?

[dark_butler]

Miss you? I couldn't miss you if you were the last source of blood in the City.

[bo0_do0]

That hurts, Alfred. Stings right in the fucking heart.

[dark_butler]

You've found your courage, then? You're ready to try your luck where it failed before?

[bo0_do0]

Leave your fucking Wizard references at home, old man.

What are you asking for? A rematch?

[dark_butler]

I won't even bring Seras.