Yep. It's definitely there. Just saw it again; it's trying to scuttle out while I'm not looking. Shrewd little bastard, it scurries away every time I turn my head.

Thank god. I was starting to think I really was hallucinating. I just hope it is actually a mouse, not a baby rat (I've a history of not being able to tell the difference), because if it ( Read more... )

We, um, have a mouse, I think. Either that or I've actually started hallucinating, which on some levels is kind of more likely. Anyway. It's late, I'm reading, I see a mouse crawling around the floor. And, it's actually pretty cute, and like I said, I could have imagined it (though I don't think I did), but despite the fact that the mouse itself ( Read more... )

Grrrr. My internet's been broken, and I don't know when it'll be fixed. But I'm still alive and currently posting from a friend's computer. Hopefully I'll be back soon. Looking forward to catching up and commenting, and in the meantime, I love you all.

PS - For those who watch BSG and hate Cally as I do: SQUEE!!

Charlton Heston died. I can't believe I'm actually making this joke, but does this mean they can have his gun now? 

So, yeah. BSG. Watched. Enjoyed. Looking forward to more. LOVED the scene with Lee and Adama, where Adama's all, 'you can come back, the military needs you, we'll forget about that whole 'you defying me' thing so long as you NEVER DO IT AGAIN AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR,' and Lee's like, 'yeah, about that, NO. I'm gonna work for the GOVERNMENT, I want ( Read more... )

I cannot believe people are actually getting upset over this:

Ms. Bimbo: Herald of the apocalypse, or just another sign that the 'Save the children' screamers ought to be put down, and swiftly?

Seriously, this is what they're getting upset about? Not the fact that celebrity culture pretty much GUARANTEES that girls are going to have warped body ( Read more... )

You know what’s so cool? When you’re reading something, and you’ve got music playing, and you suddenly realize that the song you’re listening to corresponds EXACTLY with what you’re reading. That just happened to me, and it was a really funny (and just a tad creepy, given what I was reading) thing, and I laughed for about five minutes.

In ( Read more... )

You know you're a great actor when you can play one of the manliest guys on the planet:


( Read more... )

If anyone here has seen Tombstone, you ought to get a kick out of this. Or you'll be thinking what an idiot I am, for not noticing the totally obvious. If you haven't seen Tombstone, well, why haven't you? It's quite the awesome movie. Go out and rent it right now.

You know who's really awesome? Christian Bale. You know why? (Besides the fact that ( Read more... )

Well, it's Oscar night, and we're all playing strip poker. Commercial break ends, we're all naked, or nearly so.

JON STEWART: Know what we do at the commercial breaks? We make fun of the outfits you all are wearing at home.

Cue a five-minute, five person crack up. Oh, JON. Your timing could not have been more perfect.

ETA: An orgy technically ( Read more... )